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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

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They do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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*Sigh*

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Welcome to Sunday Night Games.

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Let me say yeah!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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Go!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limit

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limit

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No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky No valley too deep, no mountain too high

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No, no limits, we'll give up the fight We do what we want, and we do it with pride

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Let me say yeah!

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Heart to the core, I feel the floor When I'm on stage, yo, you ask some more

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I'm on the edge, I know the last I work real hard to collect my cash

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Tick, tick, tick, tick, take the time

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When I'm going, I'm going to mine

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Open your ears and you will hear it

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I tell you this cause there's no limit

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No, no, no, no, no, no

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No, no, there's no limit

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No, no, there's no limit

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No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky

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No valley too deep, no mountain too high

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No, no limits, we'll give up the fight

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We do what we want, and we do it with pride

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No limits, we'll give up the fight

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We'll push the sky, and drive to dis me cause I'll sell off

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I'm making techno and I'm proud

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No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky

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No valley too deep, no mountain too high

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No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky

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We'll do what we want, and we'll do it with pride

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Lovely stuff, what a brilliant tune now

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From 2 Unlimited

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We won't play that one there, I don't know what that is

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Dance monkey, I...

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What's this?

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Shite, shite, absolute shite

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How are you getting on?

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You can't beat the old stuff

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How are you getting on? You will

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Welcome to the bus

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Now you'd like a single ticket, no problem

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Thank you

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Thank you

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Thank you

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I hope I'll be able to catch some sleep along the way

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Oh you will, you will, yeah

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You will

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Oh, we are off

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A lovely quiet bus today

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The radio...

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The radio working

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Who is she talking to?

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Down there at the back

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Weaset time

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What the hell is going on here?

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We've no radio, folks

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Well...

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Next stop, Giant Alley

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What can you do?

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We might, we might, we might have to rejig it

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Well, it's nice having a bit of a...

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You know, a little bit of peace and quiet to yourself

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Get the head together

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But, uh, coming in off the back of a 2 Unlimited

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No Unlimited

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No Unlimited, Tune Unlimited

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Dance

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It's kinda, uh, it's a bit of an anticlimactic situation, like, you know

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Fucking hell

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The old red light, huh?

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The old red light

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Mean stop, like

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In other cultures it could mean go as well

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How you getting that?

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But I don't know what cultures they are

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But, uh, maybe you might know out there in the cyber chat world

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In cyberspace

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You people out there

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In the cyber world might have a clue

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I'm not sure

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Yesterday I bought some shampoo

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Uh-huh

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Don't care

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I really don't care

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Some of the people on this bus, they often do talk to me

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But I have nothing to say to them

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Um, conversational-wise, like, you know, they're always talking about

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The party going on down the old sawmill or the, uh, there's a film on nowadays

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Or a show called Game of Thrones

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And something of paradise or something like that now is a new one

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I can't remember what, what, what it is that's popular

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But it's doing a lot of business anyway

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Laura, thank you very much, Laura

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Very kind of you

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Hopefully you're well

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But I can't remember

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I think it's called

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Winter of Passion

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That's it

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They're all into Winter of Passion now

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There's a whole series, there's six, six series of it

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Marie, thank you very much

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Thank you very much, Marie

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Eh, we've got a green

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Green light a go

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I hope you're, uh, you're, you're all keeping well now

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I don't have a bit of donating

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I don't have a bit of donating, yeah

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Jay Magoo, how are you?

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You're beautiful?

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Thank you very much, Jay Magoo

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Bit of a pothole there

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Oh, we have to stop

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Didn't indicate

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Stand clear, the doors are open

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Stand clear, the doors are open

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How are ya?

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How are ya, missus? Are you well?

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What's the story?

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Are you well?

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No

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Thank you very much

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And you'll, and uh, one senior single

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And you have 18.20

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18.20 change, cause you gave me a 20 euro

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20 cent

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Have you heard the bells?

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The bells are ringing

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The bells are ringing there, back down the back

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The bells are ringing

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Somebody's getting married

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It's a lovely town

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Feels like we partied the whole night through

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Where?

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The old sawmill

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Exactly

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I'm so tired

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The old sawmill

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Everybody's invited to the old sawmill apart from Tommy

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Fucking hell

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Be careful where you're swinging this beast

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Be careful where you're swinging your beast

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Whoa!

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And make sure you've got solid breaks

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Absolutely solid breaks

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I don't know if you're donating

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Titanium

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I don't know if it's donating

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Yeah

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Thank you very much titanium

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You're a great friend of the stream and a great metal

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Or alloy

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I'm not sure

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I am not sure if titanium is an element that they can get from the earth

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Or is it an alloy?

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We don't know

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He's a universe donating

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Yeah

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Oliver, thank you very much Oliver

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That's very kind of you sir

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It's a metal

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James McHale

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Thank you very much

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Our resident metallurgist James McHale is in the audience tonight

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I want you to say a big hi and a big welcome there now everybody in the chat

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To James McHale for his fantastic knowledge of metals

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Connor, thank you very much Connor

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Very kind of you Connor

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I hope you're having a powerful Sunday

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I hope you're having an absolutely sensational Sunday

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How about that?

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How you getting that?

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Schwinger in here

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No fear

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Whoa!

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Plenty of fear there anyway

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It would have been a bit of fear if I'd have hit that car in

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Also, you don't know who's in it

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You know

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Obviously a human

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Obviously a human

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These days you wouldn't know

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You would not know with the

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The way things are going

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Electricity and power and everything

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I talked about this numerous times on the stream on the bus

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Before because it's going to affect my business in a few years time now

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When the oil runs out and it's all electrified stuff, computer chips and science

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They'll have no need for a bus driver like myself, they're already phasing people like me out

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They don't like it you see

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They don't like autonomy

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They want everything to be in its right place

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Tommy Yark and the radio heads, they said that

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And they wanted it all to function and be computified

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Quantificators

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And I said you're all about the quantification of it

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But what about the qualitative qualitative situation?

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They said what does that mean?

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I said I don't know what it means

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But it sounds like quality

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And you're getting no quality of a computer

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Who's this talking shite down the back?

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Shh!

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Please!

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Please!

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Hush!

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I said it sounds like quality

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So you know if you've got an iphone driving a bus

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Nobody's gonna want to talk to you, the iphone can't hold a conversation

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I tried talking to one the last day

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What can I help you with?

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They said

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I said I want to know what's the story like

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What's going on?

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What's next on the agenda for life?

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For me?

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For Tommy?

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And they said they don't know

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I said how is it that I'm going to make the bus company change into a rocket ship company

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And go to the moon and all that

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They said we can't answer it

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There's another fleet, another fleet member there

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So it's...

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Look, I like...

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I do often go over to the other buses here and check up on the job they're doing

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I got lashed the last day though, I got trapped on my own bus

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Let's see if we can sneak on, see if they'll stop us

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Here we go

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Sorry guys

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Oh, those poor devils down the...

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Oh, it's an awful shame to see my passengers go

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Next stop, Giant's Alley

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Giant's Alley

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Next stop, please leave the bus

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I'm undercover on a different bus here, I'm trying to...

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I'm...I'm snooping out for dodgy boys

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But in turn I've had to leave my own bus, my own crew behind

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So I don't know what to do

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You don't have to be donating

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You don't have to be donating, yeah

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Simon Wall, thank you very much, Simon Wall

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Hopefully you're well

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We'll check for Shkum on this bus anyway

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How are you keeping?

275
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How are you getting on yellow pants?

276
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,380
Here you go

277
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,740
Are you doing a business donating?

278
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,460
How often do you want to see?

279
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,900
What? Oh, here you go

280
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,580
Are you doing a business donating? Yeah

281
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,620
Thank you very much, Finn, mate

282
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,900
Here you go, what?

283
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,300
Shkum!

284
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:18,420
Here you go

285
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,180
Any Shkum on this bus?

286
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,620
Oh, yeah

287
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,180
Here you go

288
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:22,980
Here's the ticket

289
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:23,380
Yeah

290
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:23,780
And here

291
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:24,900
Of course

292
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,820
Yeah, they seem to be all above board on this bus

293
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,380
They are all above board

294
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,980
I wonder

295
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,300
Can I fucking get

296
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,020
Can I escape?

297
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,020
Where am I going?

298
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,980
We might talk to this

299
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,900
This buck bucky in here driving the bus

300
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,500
Any crack with yourself?

301
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,140
How's the shift going?

302
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,540
Are you doing much?

303
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,820
There's nobody

304
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,980
There's nobody trying to scam you with the tickets anyway

305
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,820
I was just down the back there

306
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:01,460
I was having a look

307
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,260
There was nobody there

308
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,780
Everyone had a ticket

309
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,580
How are you moving the bus?

310
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,460
You're not even still

311
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:08,980
Eh?

312
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,460
All right

313
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,020
See you later

314
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,140
She's a bit shy that fella

315
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,580
That lad was very shy

316
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,340
Shy-go

317
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:27,300
Now

318
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,580
Let's try and find our group

319
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,180
We'll get back to our group here now

320
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:34,980
Purple shirt

321
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,180
Yeah, it's a great day

322
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:38,820
Great day

323
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,180
Lovely van there

324
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,380
It's a little citron, is it?

325
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500
Nice bit of speed out of it anyway

326
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,660
Marina Kofifi

327
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,300
Very good

328
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:53,860
Very good

329
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,820
Look at these two now

330
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,220
Are they friends or are they enemies?

331
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,860
Are you doing a bit of donating?

332
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,060
Johnny up the bell

333
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,500
Are you doing a bit of donating?

334
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,060
Yeah

335
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,100
Johnny, Johnny

336
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:12,500
That's mine

337
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,020
Thank you very much, Johnny

338
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:14,820
Very kind of you

339
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,260
I hope you're getting on well and you're having a

340
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,180
A great weekend

341
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,380
Hope the rest

342
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,380
The rest of the week

343
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,180
The weekend is

344
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,260
Is gonna go well for you

345
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,780
But I suppose there's only uh

346
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,740
Only a few hours left of us anyways

347
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,180
About five hours left

348
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:37,940
Roughly

349
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,140
Thank you, Johnny

350
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,540
I wonder now where I left my bus

351
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,380
I've lost my bus

352
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,300
Poor old Corbin looks fecking depressed

353
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,100
His feet are

354
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,740
Look at the way he's sitting, Jeremy Corbin

355
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,500
Jesus, he's not gonna win an election like that

356
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,620
Something about the way he's sitting there now

357
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,780
It's a bit anti-semitic

358
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,420
I don't thrush them

359
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,300
What's the story?

360
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,500
What's the story there, Jez?

361
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,220
Eh?

362
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,100
Come here to me

363
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,100
Someone

364
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,620
Someone told me you were in

365
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,500
You were in the RA

366
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:25,780
Jeremy

367
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,020
Is that through, is it?

368
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:30,740
Jeremy

369
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,580
There's no talking to him

370
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,180
He's on his own

371
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:37,700
He's on his own

372
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,500
He wants to be on his own

373
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,300
Leave him on his own

374
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:39,700
He's fine

375
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,140
You don't need to talk to him

376
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,780
Now where is our bus?

377
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,180
We are screwed if we can't find this bus

378
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,140
There she is

379
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,580
Look at that

380
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,420
In the distance

381
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,420
We can find her again

382
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:58,820
We can find her again

383
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,340
Was it true Jeremy Corbin was doing a bit of anti-semitism?

384
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:05,860
Eh?

385
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,380
This day and age

386
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:23,620
He might have been thinking about what he's done there at that table sat down there but as you can see he couldn't even sit down his feet

387
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,220
His feet didn't even touch the ground look at this

388
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,220
Absolutely beautiful

389
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:29,220
Absolutely beautiful

390
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,740
Beautiful timetable

391
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:32,820
It's fantastic

392
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,060
Some of the best timetabling I've ever seen

393
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,580
As tables go

394
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,020
They're well timed

395
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,860
And uh

396
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,060
The universe don't need you

397
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:41,860
Steered chicken

398
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,580
Thank you very much

399
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,060
Steered chicken

400
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:43,700
Very kindly

401
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:44,900
I hope you're well

402
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:46,580
Thank you very much

403
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,220
Shout out to Leanne

404
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,540
Hanging out with me in the mothership

405
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:56,760
Well, big shout out to you, Leanne. I hope you're well. I hope your chicken is treating you well.

406
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:02,680
And, uh, look at that post-light, Zal.

407
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,760
109, 129, 129, 139, 149, 139, 129.

408
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,460
114, 124, 129, 159.

409
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,980
159, 179, 189, 169.

410
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,120
149.

411
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,240
Better 139 as well.

412
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,880
179, 189, 209.

413
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:24,700
209?

414
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:25,880
184.

415
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,380
179, 169.

416
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,760
119, 99.

417
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,520
Down the bottom left there, 99. Have you seen that?

418
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,720
How are you getting that?

419
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,180
I don't have a bit of donating.

420
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,240
Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much, Jamie.

421
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,780
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

422
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,520
Very kind of you.

423
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,300
That's mine.

424
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,440
Now, move on here.

425
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,300
Sorry about that, folks.

426
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,260
Sorry about that, folks.

427
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,720
Now I have to go and check for a scum on another bus.

428
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,680
Corbin, how are you?

429
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:54,900
Let's have a look at that.

430
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,160
Of course.

431
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:56,800
Good man.

432
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,180
What's the story?

433
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,640
Jack.

434
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,180
Here you go.

435
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,000
Jack Hanna.

436
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,000
Thank you very much.

437
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,580
Oh, no, he says.

438
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,340
And another one.

439
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,260
Double helping.

440
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,000
What?

441
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,380
Oh, here you go.

442
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,120
Look at you.

443
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:13,820
The two of you.

444
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,180
Absolute bandersnatchers.

445
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,960
Luke Roach.

446
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:24,980
Luke Roach.

447
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,200
Thank you very much, Luke Roach.

448
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,140
That's very kind of you.

449
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,560
And I'm very, very, very honored.

450
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,180
Luke.

451
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,200
Thank you very much.

452
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:42,000
But I'm a bit miffed as well at these two for fucking trying to scam their way on.

453
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:44,380
It's not right.

454
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,120
Really isn't right.

455
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:52,640
And I do be doing my best to try and fucking keep the bus afloat.

456
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,540
And the bus company afloat as well.

457
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,660
But they're fucking it up.

458
00:21:58,660 --> 00:21:59,160
General.

459
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:23,140
I hope you're aware that you owe me 120 fucking iPhones.

460
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:26,880
The check is in the floor.

461
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,700
120 lovely creamy ones.

462
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:32,580
Thank you.

463
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,120
Thank you very much.

464
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,140
Next stop, Punic Alley.

465
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,160
Lovely stuff.

466
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:41,600
Punic.

467
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,980
A rerun of season 15 of Winter Passion.

468
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:44,840
Season 15.

469
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,800
I thought there was only eight series of it.

470
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:47,300
Or six.

471
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,420
See you.

472
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,660
Hey, you want to be donating?

473
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:52,580
Fluffy Walrus.

474
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,280
Thank you very much.

475
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:53,960
You want to be donating?

476
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,260
Yeah.

477
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,020
What a fantastic name as well.

478
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,720
Fluffy Walrus.

479
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,240
Are you open to the operating the Langford service as well?

480
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,840
Me and my boy have been waiting for ages.

481
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:04,800
In the cold and rain.

482
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,440
I'll get down to you.

483
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,420
I have to make it to Drum Shnare first.

484
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:09,960
I'll be out to you then.

485
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,800
I know you've been donating.

486
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,880
Sarah and James.

487
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
I know you've been donating.

488
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:15,380
Yeah.

489
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,780
Thank you very much Sarah and James.

490
00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:16,980
Nice.

491
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,360
Can you give Suzanne a mention?

492
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,020
Hi mate.

493
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,580
Hi mate.

494
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:22,340
How are you Suzanne?

495
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,180
I already showed you my ticket.

496
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:24,860
I'm only missing.

497
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,360
I'm just calling you Suzanne for a laugh.

498
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:27,420
Where is it?

499
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,260
Oh yeah.

500
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,160
We were asking these.

501
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,520
Sure.

502
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,400
Hopefully you're well Suzanne.

503
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:32,780
Here.

504
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,700
Here you go.

505
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,400
Crispy Pinkos.

506
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,200
How about that?

507
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:38,960
Would you believe it?

508
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,560
Crispy Pinkos is watching this thing.

509
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,200
Staying clear.

510
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:42,360
The doors are closing.

511
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,280
Thank you very much.

512
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,480
Staying clear.

513
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,680
The doors are closing.

514
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:50,460
Look at that.

515
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,060
Johnny in the sea through there.

516
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,240
Thank you very much.

517
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,740
Jack Walsh for the Gulag.

518
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,500
Thank you very much.

519
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,300
Let's just take a moment there now to see.

520
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,900
We need to go to VAR to review the Gulag.

521
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:07,160
Sorry.

522
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,040
There's been a request for a Gulag here.

523
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:17,560
Which is, as you know, we operate a Gulag for anybody who's causing shite.

524
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,480
So we need to go for it.

525
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,320
Let's have a look here now.

526
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,880
Somebody has asked for Kev Walsh.

527
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,320
So I'm having a little look here now to see through.

528
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,960
And first glance, I can't see any Kev Walsh.

529
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,080
Oh sorry, Jack Walsh.

530
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:35,700
Let's have a look here now.

531
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,700
Okay, let's have a look here now.

532
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,160
I can't fucking see him now.

533
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,640
Fuck it.

534
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:51,660
Fuck it.

535
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,700
Sorry, Jack.

536
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,340
I have no time to be reviewing this.

537
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:02,020
I can only just go on the word of the people in the chat and everyone's saying it.

538
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,500
So I'm afraid you're gone.

539
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:04,480
Vesh look.

540
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,100
We'll catch you on another bus.

541
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,840
Somewhere out in cyberspace.

542
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,240
Vesh look, Kev.

543
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:12,040
Oh Jack.

544
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,100
Whatever your name is.

545
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:13,860
Who cares?

546
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:14,760
See you later.

547
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:14,820
See you later.

548
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,040
And that's him gone.

549
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:19,860
Thanks.

550
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,260
Thanks for that.

551
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:28,780
Thank you very much.

552
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:32,700
Frischke, Frischke Plinkos. Thank you very much Frischke Plinkos. That's very kind.

553
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,220
Was that a ghost?

554
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:46,220
My name is Ghost. Ghost Walsh. That tune, that tune limited tune was fantastic. We need to have a bit more of that.

555
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,580
Look, thank you.

556
00:25:49,580 --> 00:26:19,100
No. Thank you very much there. Oren Colgan. Luke Roach. Jack Walsh. Frischke Plinkos.

557
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:28,380
And Francisco Plink. That's very nice of you. That's very kind of you. Thank you for that tip.

558
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:32,940
That was nice. Yeah. Thanks for that tip.

559
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,460
Oh my gosh, I miss that sound.

560
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,700
Does anyone else hear that?

561
00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:39,620
Next stop.

562
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,800
No, no, no.

563
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,400
No, no, no.

564
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,180
No, no, no, no.

565
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,540
No, no, there's no limit.

566
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,380
No, no, no, no, no.

567
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,960
No, no, no, no.

568
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,300
There's no limit.

569
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:54,820
No, no limit.

570
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,520
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.

571
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,440
Flanagan, thank you very much.

572
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,480
Thank you very much, Flanagan.

573
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,660
There's Johnny.

574
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,980
He was busy, he was busy with passengers.

575
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:15,860
He couldn't flash me.

576
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,420
We've got a lad in a wheelchair here.

577
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,280
We need to sort that out.

578
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:23,740
Right.

579
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,320
Somebody's...

580
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,780
You're not a nuisance.

581
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:31,580
Stand clear.

582
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,980
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

583
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,380
Stand clear.

584
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:37,660
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

585
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,060
How are you, Tommy?

586
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:39,740
Hoping you're well.

587
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:43,000
Hope you remember us back home now that you're a big name with all the bussing.

588
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:43,660
Fair play.

589
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620
That's from the Flanagans.

590
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,040
That's from the Flanagans I do.

591
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,720
I'll be back home soon enough.

592
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,420
Jimmy Flanagan and all the boys back home.

593
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,380
I'll never forget where I came from, you know.

594
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,080
And that's the pub.

595
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,540
I'll be in there again after the shift.

596
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,220
How are you getting on, Black Eyes?

597
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,900
The Black Eyed Peas.

598
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,760
How are you?

599
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,480
Do you like that band?

600
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:09,540
Huh?

601
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,020
Fucking Will.i.am.

602
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,760
Do you remember him?

603
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,780
Do you like him?

604
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,700
There's no chat out of that book.

605
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,240
Maybe he's not a Black Eyed Pea fan.

606
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,740
Actually, I've never had a Black Eyed Pea in my life.

607
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,560
Would you believe that?

608
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,220
Never once had a Black Eyed Pea.

609
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,440
Steer chicken.

610
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:39,920
Thank you.

611
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Thank you very much, steer chicken.

612
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,620
Very kind of you.

613
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,200
Oh, let's just move on here.

614
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200
Someone's saying it's dark.

615
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:51,040
Sorry, I forgot the fucking lights.

616
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:51,960
Roadwinders Road.

617
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,480
Last stop.

618
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,360
Please leave the bus.

619
00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:56,400
No.

620
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:20,820
This lad needs to get off.

621
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:22,500
Please leave the bus.

622
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:23,420
Stand clear.

623
00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:24,460
The doors are open.

624
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,460
Stand clear.

625
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,640
The doors are open.

626
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,120
Bye.

627
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:30,680
See you.

628
00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:32,640
Stand clear.

629
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,880
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

630
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,420
Stand clear.

631
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,700
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

632
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,200
Oh, he's not...

633
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,660
He can't get out because the doors are closed.

634
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:43,640
I see.

635
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,560
How are you getting on?

636
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,940
Good man.

637
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,760
He's away with it.

638
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,420
Good man.

639
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,480
You have completed the route.

640
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,800
Let's do this.

641
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,540
Lovely stuff.

642
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,180
It's great.

643
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,240
There's no limits to what we can achieve in this game.

644
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,620
Within reason.

645
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,420
It's not a game, though.

646
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,360
That's the other thing.

647
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,200
One thing you need to realize, this is not a game.

648
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:25,040
There's no limits.

649
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:25,260
There's no limits.

650
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,820
There's no limits.

651
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:44,320
Sunny and rainy.

652
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,180
That will go random again.

653
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,060
I like random.

654
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,120
No mountain too high.

655
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,220
Hi.

656
00:30:55,420 --> 00:31:01,100
Thank you very much.

657
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,800
Sinful citrus.

658
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,340
Thank you very much.

659
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,800
I hope you're well.

660
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,520
Just downing a few crispy cold ones.

661
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,300
And watching the stream.

662
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,780
Keep up the good work.

663
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,720
Are you striking anytime soon?

664
00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:17,460
Shlugaran will never strike.

665
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,300
You've heard it here first.

666
00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,380
You mark my words.

667
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:22,860
Chalk it down.

668
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,020
Write it up.

669
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,700
Whatever the feck you want to do with it.

670
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,460
Striking isn't our business.

671
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,020
Our business is bossing.

672
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,160
Come rain.

673
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:30,960
Shine.

674
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:31,660
Hail.

675
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:32,740
Rain.

676
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:33,940
Snow.

677
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:34,980
Wind.

678
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:36,220
Frasht.

679
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,020
Shite.

680
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:37,780
Rain.

681
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,720
Clouds.

682
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,640
Storms.

683
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,140
We're going to be going through it all.

684
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,420
Getting you there from A to B.

685
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,080
And then on to feckin' C.

686
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,560
If you want that as well.

687
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,080
I actually don't know what C is.

688
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,240
So don't take that too literally.

689
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,620
Or figuratively.

690
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:56,840
It just came into my head.

691
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:57,860
I thought it would sound good.

692
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:00,220
But you never know.

693
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,520
People might take that differently.

694
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,860
Thank you very much anyway.

695
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,960
For that lovely tip.

696
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,820
Sinful citrus.

697
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:06,520
And Jordan.

698
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:07,580
And Stair Chicken.

699
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,100
And B.

700
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:09,240
I.

701
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,400
G.

702
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,540
And the Flanagans.

703
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,560
Lovely people.

704
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,240
The Flanagans.

705
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,120
Really nice.

706
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:14,480
I hope that you can.

707
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,620
Link up with them soon.

708
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,040
With the radio back.

709
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,420
Fucking radio gaga.

710
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,700
In today's C Championship.

711
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Ballantubra 310.

712
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,520
Borushul 11 points.

713
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:33,220
Borushul.

714
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,840
Enrico thank you.

715
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,800
Enrico thank you.

716
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,760
Thank you very much Enrico.

717
00:32:42,760 --> 00:33:02,240
I'm trying to make my... I'm a bit... a bit boxed in down here. That's better. That's a lot better now. Yeah.

718
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:13,460
Thank you

719
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,460
Thank you very much

720
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,460
Oh yeah

721
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,460
Oh yeah

722
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,460
Oh yeah!

723
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,460
Novelty act!

724
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,460
The ballad group and Nusbergs GAA took the honors in the set dancing.

725
00:33:51,460 --> 00:34:00,460
The Deirdre Moran Cup, which is presented for best West Mayo Club overall, was won this year by the lace Deirdre's own club, Burrishul GAA.

726
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:06,460
The 20 final takes place in Bal Community Center on Sunday, December 1st at 3 o'clock.

727
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,460
We'll be going by Bal later on if you need to stop in Bal.

728
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:14,460
... preceded by Trana Gesht, which gets underway at half one, also in Bal Community Center.

729
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:21,460
Thanks Michael D, starting with Camogie and Nabrie Joga were crowned All-Ireland Junior B Camogie Club Champions for 2019.

730
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,460
Excellent chef, congratulations!

731
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,460
... Den of Cavan by a solitary point.

732
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:29,460
... Colleen Duffy was there for Midwest Radio in that league.

733
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:34,460
Nabrie Joga finished strongly to claim AIB All-Ireland Junior B Camogie Championship honors.

734
00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:38,460
... Junior B Camogie honors.

735
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:43,460
... Justin Jan, how are ya?

736
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,460
... Justin Jan, how are ya?

737
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:48,460
... which was a gripping encounter in front of a large crowd in that league.

738
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:54,460
... Den started well and opened the scoring after just 20 seconds through a Niemar Tierney score from play.

739
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,460
... but the Cavan outfit took an up to 30 minutes to their tally.

740
00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:59,460
... Sorry about that.

741
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,460
... ... the Brin Oga came good.

742
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:04,460
... Equalized three and a half minutes later, thanks to a new score from play.

743
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:06,460
... this is a crowded defense.

744
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:07,460
... Right on time.

745
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,460
... Stain here, the doors are open.

746
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,460
... Stain here, the doors are open.

747
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:13,460
... Stain here, the doors are open.

748
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,460
... which Delaney converted.

749
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:18,460
... Both signs were guilty of missed chances over the next 15 minutes.

750
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:23,460
... but there was also some great defensive displays on board teams.

751
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,460
... Sorry about that.

752
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,460
I couldn't hear my- I couldn't hear what you were saying, Jeremy Corbin.

753
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,460
... I ye well.

754
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,460
... Listen, I've had a few people telling me not to let you on.

755
00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,460
... They said you're a Nazi.

756
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,460
... They said you're a Nazi.

757
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:42,460
... And you're in the RA, Jeremy Corbin.

758
00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:47,460
... Now, but I'm a good- I- I let anybody on the bus, you see.

759
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:49,460
... I don't discriminate.

760
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,460
... Thanks.

761
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:00,460
... Thank you.

762
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,460
... How are ya?

763
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:04,460
... You want one ticket to paradise, you know?

764
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,460
... Paradiso.

765
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,460
... Geishthaus Paradiso.

766
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,460
... Thank you.

767
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,460
... The bottom film.

768
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,460
... Wasn't as good as the series, but...

769
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:16,460
... Fuck it.

770
00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,460
... Fuck it.

771
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,460
... If it was on, I'd watch it, you know.

772
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,460
... No.

773
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,460
... Let's move it.

774
00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,460
... Let's move it.

775
00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,460
... Let's move it.

776
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:24,460
... Let's move it.

777
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,460
... Let's move it.

778
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:26,460
... Handbrake off, Tommy.

779
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,460
... Handbrake off.

780
00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,460
...

781
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,460
Look at that smooth exit.

782
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,460
... Look at that smooth exit.

783
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:37,460
... An absolutely beautiful demonstration of what it is to bus.

784
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:40,460
... And to bus- to bus diligently as well.

785
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,460
... And to bus hard.

786
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,460
... It's very hard to do the same- to the two at the same time.

787
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,460
... To have a bit of skill.

788
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:46,460
... A bit of technique.

789
00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:47,460
A bit of glass.

790
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,460
A bit of glaze.

791
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:51,460
... As well as being absolutely fash.

792
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,460
... Whip it out the trap.

793
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:53,460
... You know.

794
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,460
... Awfully shame about the whippets and the greyhounds.

795
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:59,460
... The way they're treated over here now in the-

796
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:02,460
... I seen that program there a few months back.

797
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,460
... On the feckin' prime time or whatever it was.

798
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:08,460
... Doing all sorts to the poor creatures, you know.

799
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,460
... But, uh...

800
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:19,460
... I-I-I-I must say though, I-I do go to the dogs a lot.

801
00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,460
... It's feckin' mighty.

802
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,460
It's great-crack.

803
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:24,460
... It's great-crack.

804
00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,460
... Great to have a bet on the dogs.

805
00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,460
... Shame about the ethics though.

806
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,460
... Ethically speaking, it's not great.

807
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,460
... But, uh...

808
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:36,460
... Crack-wise.

809
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,460
Oh, it's feckin' ninety.

810
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,460
... How you gettin' that?

811
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,460
... Look at these now.

812
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460
... Three black eyed peas.

813
00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:46,460
... Three black eyed peas.

814
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:48,460
... Steff, how are ya?

815
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,460
Thank you very much.

816
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,460
... Stand here.

817
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,460
The doors are open.

818
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:52,460
... I need a ticket.

819
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,460
... Here we go, we've got the black eyed peas again.

820
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,460
... Stay in clear.

821
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,460
The doors are open.

822
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,460
... Have a look at this fella now, see what he's...

823
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,460
... He's got a red-he's got the red hair and the...

824
00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,460
... The shark eyes and the...

825
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,460
... Very pale skin like, you know.

826
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,460
He-he-he-he needs the vitamin D.

827
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,460
Have you been on the vitamin-

828
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,460
... You need to get on the vitamin D supplements?

829
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,460
... Eh?

830
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:13,460
Do you hear me?

831
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,460
... Look at all the garbage along the roadside.

832
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,460
... I can't keep a man.

833
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,460
... Lotta garbage on the roadside as well.

834
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,460
... Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve.

835
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,460
... There we go.

836
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,460
... May I have a ticket please?

837
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,460
... Yep, you can have a ticket.

838
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,460
Single, regular one, no problem.

839
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,460
... Thank you.

840
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,460
... No problem.

841
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,460
... Are you doing a bit of donating?

842
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:39,460
... Justin.

843
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:40,460
... Are you doing a bit of donating?

844
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,460
... Yeah.

845
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,460
... Justin Johnson, thank you very much.

846
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,460
... Okay.

847
00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:44,460
... Very kind of you.

848
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:45,460
... Hope you're well.

849
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,460
... How are you getting there?

850
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,460
... No.

851
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,460
We're moving.

852
00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:54,460
Move it or lose it.

853
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,460
... Stop.

854
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,460
... Westfield.

855
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,460
... Wanderboot from...

856
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,460
... Are you doing a bit of donating?

857
00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,460
... The Macron Show.

858
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:02,460
... Thank you very much, Macron.

859
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,460
... That's mine.

860
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:05,460
... Thank you very much.

861
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:07,460
I hope you're keeping well as well.

862
00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,460
... Justin Johnson says he's doing fine.

863
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,460
All his world, all his world in the right.

864
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,460
... Now that Justin Johnson is doing fine.

865
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:17,460
... Eh?

866
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:21,460
... Justin Johnson came into the...

867
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,460
... I remember he...

868
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,460
... Oh!

869
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:27,460
... Speed bump took the wheels off me.

870
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,460
Look at that.

871
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:29,460
... Speed us bump us.

872
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,460
You wanna watch out about the...

873
00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:31,460
... the speed bumps in the road.

874
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:32,460
It's awful dangerous.

875
00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,460
They don't tell you there's no signage coming up telling you there's a new speed bump.

876
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,460
And I be going, I be flying at the same...

877
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,460
... the same speed I be doing every week.

878
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,460
Straight over the fucking thing.

879
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,460
Suspension...

880
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,460
... Goosed.

881
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,460
... I took her into Johnny the last day then.

882
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,460
He said he had a look at it.

883
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,460
He said the springs are fucked.

884
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:42,460
Shocks are gone.

885
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:43,460
And there's a lot of...

886
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,460
... hydraulic shit going on in this bus as well.

887
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,460
I have to let down the...

888
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,460
... if you see now at the side.

889
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,460
... it's a kneel...

890
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:48,460
... kneel and pray I call it.

891
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:49,460
... Watch this now.

892
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,460
... kneel and pray.

893
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,460
... kneel and pray.

894
00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,460
... That's what I call good service.

895
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:53,460
And that gets affected as well.

896
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,460
If you be running over potholes and fake...

897
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,460
... Spirits.

898
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,460
... Spirits.

899
00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,460
... and you can't get a chance.

900
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,460
... and you can't get a chance.

901
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,460
... and you can't get a chance.

902
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,460
... and you can't get a chance.

903
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,460
... and you can't get a chance.

904
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,460
... and you can't get a chance.

905
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,460
... and you can't get a chance.

906
00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:06,460
... and you can't get a chance.

907
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:07,460
... and you can't get a chance.

908
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,460
... and you can't get a chance.

909
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,460
... and you can't get a chance.

910
00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:13,460
... and you can't get a chance.

911
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,460
... and you can't get a chance.

912
00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:15,460
... and you can't get a chance.

913
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,460
... and you can't get a chance.

914
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:17,460
... and you can't get a chance.

915
00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:18,460
... and you can't get a chance.

916
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:19,460
... and you can't get a chance.

917
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,460
... and you can't get a chance.

918
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,460
... and you can't get a chance.

919
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,460
... and you can't get a chance.

920
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,460
... and you can't get a chance.

921
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,460
... and you can't get a chance.

922
00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,460
... and you can't get a chance.

923
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,460
... and you can't get a chance.

924
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,460
... and you can't get a chance.

925
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,460
... and you can't get a chance.

926
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,460
... and you can't get a chance.

927
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:30,460
... and you can't get a chance.

928
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:31,460
... and you can't get a chance.

929
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:32,460
... and you can't get a chance.

930
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,460
... and you can't get a chance.

931
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:34,460
... and you can't get a chance.

932
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,460
... and you can't get a chance.

933
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,460
... and you can't get a chance.

934
00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:37,460
... and you can't get a chance.

935
00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:38,460
... and you can't get a chance.

936
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,460
... and you can't get a chance.

937
00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:40,460
... and you can't get a chance.

938
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,460
... and you can't get a chance.

939
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,460
... and you can't get a chance.

940
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:43,460
... and you can't get a chance.

941
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:44,460
... and you can't get a chance.

942
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,460
... and you can't get a chance.

943
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:46,460
... and you can't get a chance.

944
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,460
... and you can't get a chance.

945
00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,460
... and you can't get a chance.

946
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,460
... and you can't get a chance.

947
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,460
... and you can't get a chance.

948
00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,460
... and you can't get a chance.

949
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,460
... and you can't get a chance.

950
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,460
... and you can't get a chance.

951
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,460
... and you can't get a chance.

952
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,460
... and you can't get a chance.

953
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,460
... and you can't get a chance.

954
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,460
... and you can't get a chance.

955
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,460
... and you can't get a chance.

956
00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,460
... and you can't get a chance.

957
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,460
... and you can't get a chance.

958
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,460
... and you can't get a chance.

959
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,460
... and you can't get a chance.

960
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460
... and you can't get a chance.

961
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,460
... and you can't get a chance.

962
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,460
... and you can't get a chance.

963
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,460
... and you can't get a chance.

964
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,460
... and you can't get a chance.

965
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460
... and you can't get a chance.

966
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,460
... and you can't get a chance.

967
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:10,460
... and you can't get a chance.

968
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:11,460
... and you can't get a chance.

969
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,460
... and you can't get a chance.

970
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460
... and you can't get a chance.

971
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,460
... and you can't get a chance.

972
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,460
... and you can't get a chance.

973
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,460
... and you can't get a chance.

974
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460
... and you can't get a chance.

975
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,460
... and you can't get a chance.

976
00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:19,460
... and you can't get a chance.

977
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,460
... and you can't get a chance.

978
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,460
... and you can't get a chance.

979
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,460
... and you can't get a chance.

980
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460
... and you can't get a chance.

981
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,460
... and you can't get a chance.

982
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:25,460
... and you can't get a chance.

983
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460
... and you can't get a chance.

984
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,460
... and you can't get a chance.

985
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460
... and you can't get a chance.

986
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,460
... and you can't get a chance.

987
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,460
... and you can't get a chance.

988
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,460
... and you can't get a chance.

989
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,460
... and you can't get a chance.

990
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,460
... and you can't get a chance.

991
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,460
... and you can't get a chance.

992
00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,460
... and you can't get a chance.

993
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,460
... and you can't get a chance.

994
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,460
... and you can't get a chance.

995
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:38,460
... and you can't get a chance.

996
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:39,460
... and you can't get a chance.

997
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,460
... and you can't get a chance.

998
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:41,460
... and you can't get a chance.

999
00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:42,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1000
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:43,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1001
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1002
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1003
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1004
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1005
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1006
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1007
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1008
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1009
00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:52,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1010
00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1011
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1012
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:56,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1013
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1014
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1015
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:00,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1016
00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:01,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1017
00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:02,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1018
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:03,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1019
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1020
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:05,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1021
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:06,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1022
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:07,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1023
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1024
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:09,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1025
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1026
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:11,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1027
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:12,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1028
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1029
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1030
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1031
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1032
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1033
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1034
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1035
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1036
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1037
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:22,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1038
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1039
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1040
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:25,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1041
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1042
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1043
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:28,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1044
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1045
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:30,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1046
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1047
00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:32,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1048
00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:33,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1049
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:34,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1050
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:35,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1051
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:36,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1052
00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:38,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1053
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:39,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1054
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1055
00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:41,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1056
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1057
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1058
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1059
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1060
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1061
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1062
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1063
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1064
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1065
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1066
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1067
00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:53,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1068
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:54,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1069
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1070
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1071
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1072
00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1073
00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:59,460
... and you can't get a chance.

1074
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,460
... and how do they get away with that?

1075
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:03,460
... there's no way you can enforce people to pay like.

1076
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,460
... you know?

1077
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:05,460
... next stop, Westfield.

1078
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,460
... if there's an option there not to pay.

1079
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,460
... then people aren't going to pay.

1080
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,460
... you can't expect them to pay like.

1081
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:13,460
... you can't expect them to pay like.

1082
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,460
... you can't expect them to pay like.

1083
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,460
... you can't expect them to pay like.

1084
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,460
... I can get on the Lewis and get off and not pay like.

1085
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,460
... you know?

1086
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,460
... that system doesn't work.

1087
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:23,460
... how you rat?

1088
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:25,460
... how you rat?

1089
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:26,460
... how you rat?

1090
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:27,460
... you rat?

1091
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,460
... thank you very much.

1092
00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,460
... I hope you're well.

1093
00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:31,460
... I hope you're getting on well.

1094
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,460
... and that you're feeling well.

1095
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,460
... and if you have no water,

1096
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,460
... why don't you get yourself down to the well?

1097
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,460
... eh?

1098
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:43,460
... you're doing a business to your name.

1099
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:45,460
... you're doing a business to your name.

1100
00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:47,460
... you're doing a business to your name.

1101
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:48,460
... yeah.

1102
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,460
... that's my thing.

1103
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,460
... you make my day.

1104
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,460
Thank you very much.

1105
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,460
... thank you very much.

1106
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:54,460
... thank you very much.

1107
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:56,460
... I'm going to...

1108
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:59,460
... going to have to get a morning alarm off you, you say.

1109
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:00,460
... you say.

1110
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:02,460
... well I don't have one and I'm not going to give you it if I do.

1111
00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:03,460
... I need that for myself, you say.

1112
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:05,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1113
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,460
... I'm some man for the sleep.

1114
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1115
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1116
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:09,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1117
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1118
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1119
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:12,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1120
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1121
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1122
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:15,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1123
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1124
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:17,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1125
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1126
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:19,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1127
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1128
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1129
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:22,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1130
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1131
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1132
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1133
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1134
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:27,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1135
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1136
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1137
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:30,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1138
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1139
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1140
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,460
... you don't have business to donate.

1141
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:34,460
... Lee Blair.

1142
00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460
Thank you very much Lee Blair.

1143
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,460
... sorry.

1144
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:38,460
... bit of bell ringing going on here now.

1145
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:40,460
... it's a feckin level crossing you see.

1146
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,460
... sorry about your ears.

1147
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,460
... may I have a ticket please?

1148
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,460
... yes you can have a week ticket.

1149
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,460
... no problem.

1150
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,460
... Gary Gooch.

1151
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,460
How are ya?

1152
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:51,460
... great to have you Gary.

1153
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:54,460
... hopefully you're well.

1154
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,460
... hopefully the Gooch is keeping well.

1155
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,460
... I need to.

1156
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,460
... how are you getting on?

1157
00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,460
... you look young but you look old at the same time.

1158
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,460
... would that be rude?

1159
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,460
... would that be a rude thing to say to you?

1160
00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:08,460
... or would, is that okay?

1161
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,460
... now, we've got a day and a regular and a new one.

1162
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,460
... no chatting from this one anyway.

1163
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,460
... I must have insulted her.

1164
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:24,460
... I do say I must have a, I need to have a safety, a safety catch on the mouth.

1165
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,460
... because I do be, I do be saying some things sometimes.

1166
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:29,460
... and people, people take it the wrong way you know.

1167
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:34,460
... but, uh, I'm a product of a past age.

1168
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,460
... next stop, Dinex West.

1169
00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:38,460
... I, uh, I can't help it.

1170
00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:41,460
... do you know, I'm a different vintage to some of these people getting out.

1171
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,460
... now, somebody's li-

1172
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:46,460
... as I say I'm a different vintage, here's another reason why I'm a different vintage.

1173
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,460
... because I don't, I don't buy into this feckin' beats by Dre bullshit.

1174
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:57,460
... feckin' morons on the bus, ruining this for everyone with their stupid phones.

1175
00:45:57,460 --> 00:46:00,460
...

1176
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,460
...

1177
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,460
... should, hey!

1178
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,460
...

1179
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,460
... hands down the pants!

1180
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:05,460
... rockin' out!

1181
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,460
... have you feckin'

1182
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:08,460
... what is she on?

1183
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,460
...

1184
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:12,460
... hey, she's on that drug that they found, that feckin'

1185
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:15,460
... flacko, is it, or flacka?

1186
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:16,460
... oh, I'm sorry.

1187
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:17,460
... you're on the flacka, love!

1188
00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:21,460
... you need to, you need to stay off the flacka!

1189
00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:22,460
... do you hear me?

1190
00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:24,460
... sure!

1191
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:26,460
... might as well check for tickets while I'm down here.

1192
00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,460
... where is he?

1193
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,460
... of course!

1194
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,460
... here's the ticket.

1195
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,460
... oh, and here's a picture of my cat.

1196
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,460
... she called Purley.

1197
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:36,460
... ah, stick that picture of your cat in your pocket and give it to yourself.

1198
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,460
I don't want to see it, I don't want to hear about it.

1199
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:42,460
...

1200
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:44,460
... sorry about that now, people.

1201
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,460
...

1202
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,460
... kind of get a bit annoyed there.

1203
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,460
...

1204
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,460
...

1205
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:52,460
... it's not, it's not their fault, and I, I, I do take it out on the passengers.

1206
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:53,460
...

1207
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:56,460
... I dish out bollikins like you've never seen before, you know.

1208
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,460
...

1209
00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:58,460
... are you doing a bit of donatin'?

1210
00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,460
...

1211
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:00,460
... Brian, thank you very much, Brian.

1212
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:17,380
Thank you very much Brian. What a great name Brian. An amazing name. Francis of Assisi. St. Francis of Assisi was another one.

1213
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:47,360
*funky music* When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtekines into the fireplace. Sorry there, don't know what happened. Bit of a technical gremlin in the system.

1214
00:47:47,360 --> 00:48:17,340
Which would be after. I mean if there was a gremlin in the system, the last thing I'd want is to get a handyman in, cause he'd just fucking probably hammer it. I'd probably call the Animal Rights Brigade or the Animal Rescue. Thank you very much Mr. Moran. Finian Moran. And Francis Fanny. Ronan the Snake McConville. And Brian Bogman McGuire. Very very kind of ya.

1215
00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:32,340
Very very kind ya. Very nice. Very sound. Johnson's wireless printer as well. Johnson's wireless printer as well. I find it hard to keep up. I find it hard to keep up with it. And the traffic is, I need to keep driving as well.

1216
00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:39,340
Oh no, my calling battery drained us.

1217
00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:44,340
But don't you ever ask me for a shooting fee.

1218
00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:45,340
I don't need to do it.

1219
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,340
Unless you got Heidi.

1220
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,340
Dizzy Dolan, thank you.

1221
00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:50,340
I hope you're well, Dizzy.

1222
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,340
I hope you're keeping well.

1223
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:56,340
Or farewell.

1224
00:48:56,340 --> 00:49:06,340
There you are again.

1225
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:09,340
The Didi.

1226
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:13,340
Didi her man.

1227
00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:14,340
The Didi man.

1228
00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:18,340
Did you know that you should call Didi her man the Didi man?

1229
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:22,340
Because his name is Didi.

1230
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:24,340
He wasn't mad about tits or anything.

1231
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,340
Maybe he is.

1232
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:29,340
I have never eshed him.

1233
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:33,340
Anguish Panda, thank you very much.

1234
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:38,340
And I wonder does he have a pal called Arseman?

1235
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:49,340
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1236
00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:51,340
Didi.

1237
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,340
Dizzy.

1238
00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:53,340
Farewell to you, Dizzy.

1239
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:54,340
Farewell to you.

1240
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:56,340
I hope you're keeping well.

1241
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,340
Up Westmeath, you say.

1242
00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:02,340
Big shout out to the Westmeath crew.

1243
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:03,340
Oh!

1244
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:05,340
The heck is going on here?

1245
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,340
What's going on here?

1246
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:06,340
Oh!

1247
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,340
Anguish Panda, thank you.

1248
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:09,340
Anguish Panda, thank you.

1249
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,340
Thank you very much.

1250
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,340
*Bang*

1251
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:24,100
*Bang*

1252
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:25,540
Anguished Panda, thank you.

1253
00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:27,500
*Bang*

1254
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,340
Thank you very much.

1255
00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:28,840
*Bang*

1256
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,840
Jesus Christ, I think I was meant to get off the road there.

1257
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,840
*Bang*

1258
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,840
Fekers, we might try something a bit wrong here.

1259
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,840
It's called reversing on a motorway.

1260
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,840
Don't try this at home.

1261
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840
Do not try this at home, okay?

1262
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,840
It's very, very dangerous.

1263
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840
*Bang*

1264
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,840
In last week's episode,

1265
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,840
they finally reviewed that Hans has a twin sister.

1266
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,840
*Bang*

1267
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840
Christina.

1268
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,840
*Bang*

1269
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,840
*Bang*

1270
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840
Now,

1271
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,840
that's a great bit of,

1272
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,840
great bit of driving.

1273
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,840
Again,

1274
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,840
you didn't, you didn't see that here.

1275
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840
And also,

1276
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,840
you need to be a professional to be able to drive a rig like that.

1277
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,840
Huh?

1278
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,840
You can't get any, any, any geek off the street.

1279
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,840
You need to be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.

1280
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,840
Earn your keep.

1281
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:33,840
You need to know your way around a Citaro K, a Citaro G, C, C, N, G buses.

1282
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,840
Diesel.

1283
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,840
You need to be able to drive a 17 meter bus, a 12 meter bus.

1284
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,840
A 17 meter bender.

1285
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
Bendy bus.

1286
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,840
Just driving it.

1287
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,840
Bending around.

1288
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,840
Turned shlalem.

1289
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,840
Like a fucking skier going down a snowy mountain.

1290
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,840
At pace.

1291
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,840
That's the way it is.

1292
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,840
That's the way it'll always be.

1293
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,840
That's the way it always has been.

1294
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,840
And that's the way it will be.

1295
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,840
Forever.

1296
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,840
And ever.

1297
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Amen.

1298
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:03,760
down a snowy mountain at peace that's the way it is that's the way it will always be that's the way

1299
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:17,680
it always has been and that's the way it will be forever and ever amen and there's is that monica

1300
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:30,240
oh no it's it's i think that's krista kristap kristap

1301
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,160
how are you krista he gave us the flash he gave us the flash

1302
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:45,760
aye some man is krista some man for the boss he's great he's a gentleman he's a gent not a word of

1303
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:54,960
english but he's absolute gentleman and we took him on when we took him on he hadn't a word of english

1304
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:02,400
and now he's been in the job a year and he's still not a word of english but an absolute gentleman

1305
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:12,640
now single and a student and true thank you good man yourself

1306
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,960
oh Denise thank you

1307
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,800
thank you very much

1308
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:38,640
steinick please leave the bus please leave the bus oh that's what you miss donating

1309
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:50,800
ricky thank thank you very much thank you ricky thank you thank you bit of a pothole there rick

1310
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,280
nothing newton it's not your fault thanks rick

1311
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:04,640
oh yeah how is the bus sounding nerdy folks francis fanny thanks how how is the bush how is the bus

1312
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640
sounding to you is it too loud or is it okay

1313
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,960
what what for fuck's sake i didn't skip a stop i wasn't aware

1314
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:28,880
you don't have is donating yeah schoonz frankie schoonz thank you very much thank you very much frankie

1315
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,120
schoonz very very kind yeah always always a pleasure

1316
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,880
oh look at that have you on the on the schlug air an expressway

1317
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:47,600
and it is express for route that is an express route report we're we're operating today

1318
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,600
stein here the doors are open

1319
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,040
stein here the doors are open beardsman m.e.p here

1320
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:05,520
thank you thank you very much thank you very much beardsman you're a you're a kind gentleman you're a soul

1321
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:13,840
you're a scholar you're a you're you're a you're a fine exponent of a bus passenger you're everything a bus

1322
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,800
driver wants in a passenger beardsman and i say that from the bottom of my heart

1323
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,720
how are you getting that now

1324
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:34,640
people leaving the rubbish on the bus again absolute scumbags not that i uh would say that to their fists

1325
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:42,480
and we end the trip and we're in we're in back back to the garage again to tot up the cash we didn't

1326
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:47,040
we didn't kill anyone today but we did have a little collision with the cow while one of the uh

1327
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:53,600
the fat trap beats that i was pumping out was playing i don't think you heard the collision but i did i

1328
00:55:53,600 --> 00:56:00,080
felt it anyway there was a bit of a reverberation off my wheel here but uh we're going well anyways we're

1329
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:06,800
doing well anyways for some reason i don't know why i'm not ticking these boxes but sometimes it's not

1330
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:13,600
about the boxes that you take it's about the uh the journey that you go on you know and and we're on a

1331
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:20,240
nice journey today i think i'm gonna make a brand new super route today just for the crack which is gonna go

1332
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:29,360
from astra park all the way to seek valden oakville do a nice 16 laps of the town out to wishfield the

1333
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:36,480
shopping center stein egg agriculture and then down to the docks for a bit of monkey business

1334
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:45,360
what's the monkey business you ask well i have it on good authority that there's a a cargo ship full of

1335
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:54,400
monkeys coming in and they're being shipped over from a zoo um illegally uh which is not great but i am going

1336
00:56:54,400 --> 00:57:01,920
to facilitate their uh transferal to a a better container so they get on to other zoos as well

1337
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:11,520
um it is illegal it's very illegal it's not nice it's wrong but uh you need to look christmas is around the

1338
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:19,840
corner you know i i need a bit of a side hustle so i'm i'm into this uh zoo business now i uh i imported

1339
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,560
i had a couple of dolphins i i shoved them into the undercarriage where he put the luggage the last day

1340
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:33,040
and he was fine when we got to the destination i thought there might have been a bit of trouble i stopped

1341
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:38,080
every we shopped in langford and um i bought a bottle of bali gown and just sprayed him down with that

1342
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:53,520
longford and asked him if he was okay like you know and he was going and that that sounded like he was

1343
00:57:53,520 --> 00:58:02,800
grand i what i got from that now i don't speak dolphin myself but i like potato dolphin wise and i also

1344
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:12,160
thought that when he when he did say that that was just dolphin for i'm grand um anyways we we got to

1345
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:22,640
the destination and he's so now let's make a brand new route and we're gonna drive the bendy bus on that

1346
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:32,800
new route i can tell you that for nothing if we've got it might have sold the fecund thing okay brand new route

1347
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:43,360
tommy's tommy's express tommy's super express maybe

1348
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,160
super express

1349
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,120
starting at the zeleman research center

1350
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,800
now the the world is our oyster

1351
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:05,520
is donate anaconda jesus back in the heezy with the fort tweezy

1352
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:19,200
thanks very meezy good luck and we can go anywhere we can go absolutely anywhere this place is our oyster as i said for as i as i said before

1353
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,640
hey don't miss donate lee thank you very much

1354
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,680
you don't miss don't need yeah thank you very much and mate there's a mighty mighty man

1355
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,640
what a man what a man what a man what a mighty mighty man

1356
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,120
mighty mighty sound man what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man

1357
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,280
hey don't miss don't need a mighty mighty sound man

1358
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,040
lord of the rats thank you very much

1359
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:55,920
corn silos never been out to the corn silos i wouldn't be much of a corn man myself

1360
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,800
but i was telling you before i'm a i'm a proper sleeping man

1361
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,560
are you doing a business donating

1362
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,320
16 stop yeah it's a 16 stop showdown

1363
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:15,360
uh kever forever thank you very much any chance of the wee rat-a-tat-tat song there tommy

1364
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,880
good shot at christmas number one i'd say i will play that for you kev

1365
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,080
uh i'm trying to think of what what song that is

1366
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:28,400
hey don't miss donate you don't miss don't ryan yeah thank you very much brian

1367
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:35,680
mate following bush stops too small for bendy okay we'll take them out thank you we'll take out

1368
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:42,240
pladger and town pladger and town is what we need to uh edit brood

1369
01:00:44,240 --> 01:01:06,480
yeah one cancel uh save and we need to throw we need to throw a 17 an 18 meter urban way onto that

1370
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:13,360
and we'll we'll hire another driver in the next time we might hire a driver now while we're at

1371
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:21,280
uh stefan matcher famous foodie enjoys long walks on the beach i'm not trying to date you stephan

1372
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:29,760
and uh josephine schmidt uh some experience is a taxi driver lactose intolerant nicknamed light

1373
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:36,800
600 a week reinhardt wants to be a pilot plays gorilla golf is up to the neighbors is up to speed on the

1374
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:45,040
neighbor's cat he sounds like a quality employee will hire reinhard and uh hopefully now we can if i can

1375
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:53,280
cruise on into the sunset reinhardt at the wheel rein reinhardt fortner

1376
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:06,000
and we'll start that drive and we'll take this 18 meter 18 meters of pure bendy magic

1377
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:16,080
you do the mathematics you do the mathematics come back after this break for an 18 meter bendy boss

1378
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:23,600
extravaganza when i slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing i like more than lashing a few

1379
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:29,120
stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like i did

1380
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:35,440
while i'm waiting for that baby to get going i do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions

1381
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,200
just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it

1382
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:49,840
you can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm

1383
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:55,760
your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by fire lighters

1384
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:09,680
now night time oh yeah night time the perfect time for a bit of bussen remember that song it was big in the 80s

1385
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:16,240
night time's the perfect time for a bit of bussen how are you keeping i think you're blocking the door

1386
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,880
are you well someone's someone's blocking the door back there now we need to we need to uh bollock them i think

1387
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:32,960
are you doing a bit of donating cherry bomb yeah thank you very much cherry bomb very kind yeah

1388
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:42,960
thank you thank you thank you someone's fecking playing silly boggers on the back get in

1389
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,120
jesus christ

1390
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:52,000
you know

1391
01:03:54,400 --> 01:04:00,000
john thank you very much john john johnny cap cap

1392
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:11,920
thank you very much johnny capcom it's a fantastic situation go man schluck thanks for picking me up from

1393
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:20,400
anxiety lane and delivering me to chill street on the rig well nothing i like better than to uh

1394
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:27,200
take passengers onto the bus and drop them off feeling better than when i picked them up you know

1395
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:35,840
and uh that's another thing look that there now another one of the fleet oh yeah flash me good man

1396
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,160
yeah fantastic

1397
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,320
right on time black box

1398
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,040
one ticket please one ticket coming up

1399
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:57,200
one ticket for the man with the strange face how about that i'm only messing

1400
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,240
uh two euro 50 60 70 thank you very much

1401
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:17,840
okay now next stop west spot gotta tell you something guys i'm really glad to be back behind the wheel of an 18 meter

1402
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:26,160
18 meter bender bendy bus and it's it's fantastic look oh it's not not even a bendy bus what the

1403
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:32,960
fuck oh it's not that's not on but we're going back to the garage sorry we're going back to the garage

1404
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,680
sorry folks we're gonna have to abort this trip i i don't know what happens when i click abort

1405
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,360
i think you i think everybody dies i'm not sure about sorry

1406
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:56,640
there i was very excited i wanted to make this a special journey like you know i didn't want to be

1407
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,280
didn't want to be driving it on that little yoke that's a that's a micro machine huh

1408
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,120
the thing about the 18 meter is this baby will pick up everything

1409
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:17,600
anyone everything national holiday more people will than usual

1410
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,680
will be taking the bus today well that's fantastic news for me because i've 18 meters of pure bendy magic

1411
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:31,040
behind me and uh we're gonna be we're gonna be really enjoying the the sights and sounds of the city tonight

1412
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,960
how are you getting then are you doing a bit of donating

1413
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:46,960
it's fashion yeah that's my what's going on here it's fashion it's fashion thank you very much

1414
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:55,540
single regular one you want what's going on here bus is not feckin moving pedal going down huh

1415
01:06:55,540 --> 01:07:02,040
hello something's not right

1416
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:08,840
what the fuck is going on huh

1417
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:26,060
what the fuck is going on look at this look at this it's spacious it's very plush

1418
01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:32,400
it's got a lot of cool decor on it as well really nice it's a lovely bus fantastic bus

1419
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:36,920
it's the kind of bus i like to be on as a passenger like you know driving it she's a beast

1420
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:46,580
you need to hold on you need to really slow down earlier on it's it's mental it's absolutely mental

1421
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:50,980
drive neutral huh

1422
01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:57,360
can anybody does anybody know what's going on here

1423
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:06,000
doob joe thank you very much doob joe

1424
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:14,660
ignition ah ignition on very now

1425
01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:26,660
are you doing a bit of donating are you doing a bit of donating yeah george moore thank you thank you george

1426
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:38,320
i'm pumping the accelerator there eddie fiendish i'm pumping how'd you put it into drive i don't know how to put it into drive

1427
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:47,320
are you doing a bit of donating are you doing a bit of donating yeah carafin thank you very much carafin

1428
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:53,480
clutch clutch clutch clutch is fucked the brake is not on it's in drive already i know

1429
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:58,980
i'm

1430
01:08:58,980 --> 01:08:58,980
i'm

1431
01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:09,760
what does this do here retarder steering wheel retarder button what does that mean

1432
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:14,420
retarder m

1433
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:17,420
huh

1434
01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:25,360
well that was no use windscreen wipers fair light

1435
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,800
cycle lights

1436
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,800
she's jumping around the bus is jumping around

1437
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:39,340
let's go back to the garage here and shower again

1438
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:42,660
something not right about this bus

1439
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:48,540
what the hell is a retarder

1440
01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:51,360
never heard of that now

1441
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:56,660
oh i didn't i didn't start from the garage i started on the fucking road

1442
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,660
oh we're moving we're moving

1443
01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:01,600
what the hell that was about

1444
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,360
huh

1445
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,220
dangerous

1446
01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:07,580
very very dangerous

1447
01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:12,700
if this locks up this could seize up during the journey it would be very embarrassing

1448
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:19,640
for the people for the passengers on the bus i don't mind i can drive all day i'll drive anywhere you know

1449
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,640
passenger how are you getting on mrs. yeah well

1450
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,700
passengers like this lady now she wants to get to her destination

1451
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,440
and uh

1452
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:33,080
that's not gonna happen if the bus keeps on stalling the way it's the way it's stalled

1453
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,700
how are you getting on you want several tickets you can have that

1454
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:39,700
and a reg

1455
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:43,000
and a two

1456
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
i need a ticket

1457
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
you can have a single

1458
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,360
you can have a shoot and you can have a regular one

1459
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,160
thank you

1460
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,340
look at the size of this

1461
01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:59,540
my face on the back as well

1462
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:03,700
i know my face is on all the buses but it really makes me proud to see my face on the back

1463
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:05,700
look what's that smell

1464
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,500
someone's farted someone's after farting

1465
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,940
Sorry, handbrake on.

1466
01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:15,220
Let open the window there now.

1467
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:25,220
*Sigh*

1468
01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,220
*Sigh*

1469
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:29,220
*Sigh*

1470
01:11:29,220 --> 01:11:31,220
*Sigh*

1471
01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:35,220
I don't know if anybody heard that noise.

1472
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:39,220
*Sigh*

1473
01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:41,220
*Sigh*

1474
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:45,220
Let's move. Let's move this baby.

1475
01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:47,220
*Sigh*

1476
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,220
*Sigh*

1477
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:49,220
Stuck again.

1478
01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:57,220
*Sigh*

1479
01:11:57,220 --> 01:12:01,220
This bus will be the death of me. This bus will be the death of me and many others.

1480
01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:05,220
If it drives me wild I might end up driving like an erratic fool.

1481
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:09,220
In which case, people's lives will be at stake.

1482
01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:11,220
Oh for fuck.

1483
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:13,220
*Sigh*

1484
01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:15,220
It's never fucking end.

1485
01:12:15,220 --> 01:12:17,220
*Sigh*

1486
01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:18,220
*Sigh*

1487
01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:19,220
Hey!

1488
01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:20,220
Hey!

1489
01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:21,220
Hey!

1490
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,220
Turn it down!

1491
01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:23,220
My bad. I'll turn it down.

1492
01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:24,220
Yeah, you will.

1493
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,220
Sure.

1494
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:27,220
*Sigh*

1495
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:29,220
Fucking hell.

1496
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,220
*Sigh*

1497
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:32,220
*Sigh*

1498
01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:33,220
Christ.

1499
01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:35,220
It's not easy.

1500
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:36,220
Not easy.

1501
01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:37,220
Not easy.

1502
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:38,220
*Sigh*

1503
01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:39,220
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1504
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,220
*Sigh*

1505
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:40,220
Vegan.

1506
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:41,220
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1507
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,220
*Sigh*

1508
01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:42,220
Vegan.

1509
01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:43,220
*Sigh*

1510
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,220
Vegan.

1511
01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:45,220
Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah.

1512
01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:46,220
*Sigh*

1513
01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:47,220
Thank you very much vegan.

1514
01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:48,220
Thank you very much.

1515
01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:49,220
*Sigh*

1516
01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:50,220
How are you getting that?

1517
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:54,220
Now we're a nice journey ahead of us now.

1518
01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:57,220
A nice peaceful relaxing journey through the country.

1519
01:12:57,220 --> 01:13:11,220
It's gonna amalgamate the business park, residential, countryside, town, city, farm, industrial, chimney and also the docks as well where we pick up a sack of monkeys.

1520
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:17,540
Welcome to the bendy bus everybody

1521
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:47,420
Thanks very much vegan vegan this the way the wheels take this Wow Wow

1522
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:55,120
Six wheeler six wheeler

1523
01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,340
Fucking mighty bus

1524
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,060
Hey now, hey now, what you wanna say now?

1525
01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:15,460
Happiness just around the corner

1526
01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,780
Hey now

1527
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,100
We'll be there for you

1528
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:28,100
That's my stop the bendy bus is coming everybody's jump oh

1529
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:35,040
Carp nearly mounted the car always part like that bad bad shopping position

1530
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,900
Didn't mean that not my fault

1531
01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:46,720
Technically I'm not used to driving the bendy was this don't eat. I've been on this taro key for the best for four weeks past month

1532
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:52,680
Yeah, call Mac Malloy. Thank you very much and call Mac Malloy has been watching as well for Mac Malloy will tell you

1533
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:57,300
My experience with the the bendy bus has declined rapidly

1534
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,700
Look this now

1535
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,700
Trying to get out here

1536
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:07,540
Do you want to see a photo of my cat? I don't want to see anybody's cat fucking sick cats

1537
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,740
There's a mountain mountain of the curb there

1538
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,920
What are you doing a business don't eat?

1539
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,480
Play the rest tattoo thank you very much

1540
01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:35,600
Look I cannot remember what the rest that tune is I know there's a tune out there that what I'm thinking about having a gun

1541
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,240
Can't fucking remember what tune it is

1542
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,920
What does it is there something in it what does it mention?

1543
01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:55,700
Tell me what it mentions other than a gun there must be something about it. I can't remember what the fuck it is about

1544
01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:04,680
It goes like I've got my name is Tommy shluga I've got a Luger

1545
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,980
Yeah, I know what I can't remember it's about rubbish is this

1546
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,280
What the fake

1547
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,200
I think it might be something about rubbish

1548
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,820
Rubbish.web on your dish tab I've no dish tab I'm in a bus

1549
01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:45,660
Hey, you don't have a business donatin

1550
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,880
You don't have a business donatin yeah, thank you very much stairs

1551
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:57,960
No, see if I don't need to everybody anyone going for a swim there is a lead or nearby

1552
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,140
Now that was the rancho that was the angel of leads

1553
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Thank you

1554
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,700
24 euro carbon Easter. How are you?

1555
01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:24,460
I know what thank you. Thank you. Anybody else get none now? Nobody want to get on this bus

1556
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:28,460
Organso

1557
01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:34,460
Did you see the New York? I'm driving

1558
01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:38,300
It's got clean floors for jiving lovely seats

1559
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:43,420
Good enough to eat off, but don't you ever think that you can open a bag of crisps?

1560
01:17:43,420 --> 01:17:45,420
Or drink on my bus?

1561
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:48,300
If I see you eating crisps

1562
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:51,500
That Fiendia fella

1563
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,500
I'm gonna throw you off

1564
01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,860
I don't like crumbs on my seats on my bus.

1565
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,440
There's a bin to the side and the door when you get on.

1566
01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:02,780
So when you get on...

1567
01:18:02,780 --> 01:18:03,900
Yesterday was perfect.

1568
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:04,480
Yesterday was perfect.

1569
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,500
Yesterday was perfect. I spent the afternoon at the Lido.

1570
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,900
Oh, I don't miss Lune.

1571
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,360
And then party all night at the old sawmill.

1572
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:09,940
What can you do?

1573
01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:11,600
I don't miss Lune. Yeah.

1574
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,460
Like Freddy Luga.

1575
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,460
Thanks Fark.

1576
01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:16,460
I'm a Schluter.

1577
01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:17,460
I'm a Schluger.

1578
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,460
I've got a Luger.

1579
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:21,460
It's a little kind of German beast.

1580
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:24,460
I've got a few bullets in a little chamber too.

1581
01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:27,460
I'm only messing.

1582
01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:29,460
I don't have a gun.

1583
01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:33,460
If I did, pop, pop, you'd be dead.

1584
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,460
Three bullets in the back of your little head.

1585
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,460
I'm gonna come round your gap tonight.

1586
01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:42,460
Bratatatatatatatash, how are you feeling all right?

1587
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:50,860
Oh, darn. I forgot to get something for dinner. Well, pizza, it is.

1588
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:02,500
How you gettin' that?

1589
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,780
No eatin' on the bus, please. Thank you.

1590
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:12,780
Thank you very much there, uh, Fergie B. For that kind tip.

1591
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,860
Next stop, St. Wallace.

1592
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,500
Stand here. The doors are open.

1593
01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:24,420
One ticket, please.

1594
01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,680
How are you, Corbin, again?

1595
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:26,680
Stand here. The doors are open.

1596
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:31,340
We've got a D. A senior. We'll print off that ticket for you.

1597
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,580
50, 60. No problem. Purple onion, what's the story?

1598
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,680
Several? Where are you goin'?

1599
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,260
Eh? You goin' jivin'?

1600
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:45,540
Come back. No problem.

1601
01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:45,540
Come back. No problem.

1602
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:07,040
Stop. Open up.

1603
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,040
Stop.

1604
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,040
Stop.

1605
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,040
Stop.

1606
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:40,020
I'm going to go.

1607
01:20:40,020 --> 01:20:44,780
Thanks, Colonel.

1608
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:46,820
Thank you very much.

1609
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:48,340
Hope you're well.

1610
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,800
Make more tunes.

1611
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:06,340
I will do.

1612
01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:09,720
I will do.

1613
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:10,220
Thank you.

1614
01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:12,220
Thank you.

1615
01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:13,220
Thank you.

1616
01:21:13,220 --> 01:21:15,220
"Stand clear, the doors are open."

1617
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:19,220
"Stand clear, the doors are open."

1618
01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:23,220
"The Ships of Aedes, the Book from the Mountain and the Golden Eagle."

1619
01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:27,220
"Well, now we come to the first song of the evening."

1620
01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:35,220
"And who better could we have than Harry Magowen from Murnaup Arena, which is near Conry in County Slego."

1621
01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:44,220
"And a song that he has made his own. It's called 'The Hill of Knarknyshe' and this is it."

1622
01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,220
"Haha!"

1623
01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:52,220
"Dear friends, we meet in love tonight on Columbus tranquil shore."

1624
01:21:52,220 --> 01:22:00,220
"Three thousand miles from Marensheil, that we might see no more."

1625
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:06,220
"Far dearer still is that fair hill than any other..."

1626
01:22:08,220 --> 01:22:11,220
"Why do people talk on the bus and ruin the tune?"

1627
01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:14,220
"You know, there's no need for that."

1628
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,220
"And we are, our dear heart have to go."

1629
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:32,220
"How oft I've listened the leaf-long day to the thrush and blackbird sing."

1630
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:37,220
"How softly used the coco call."

1631
01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:38,220
"The coco."

1632
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,220
"Oh, yeah, man."

1633
01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:40,220
"I'm out young Harley three."

1634
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:42,220
"And how sweet the sound pre-echo'd round."

1635
01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:43,220
"The hill of Knarknyshe'."

1636
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,220
"How deeply pictured in my mind."

1637
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,220
"Those places from there I've seen."

1638
01:22:45,220 --> 01:22:48,220
"There's Kesh and Giva, Balimot."

1639
01:22:48,220 --> 01:22:59,100
not in a shape how deeply pictured in my mind those places from there i've seen

1640
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:04,700
there's cash and give a valley mode

1641
01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:17,420
the lakes and groves from temple house and streams tongue spreading

1642
01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:26,700
lay may the heavens be where it you carry more and the hill of not in a shame

1643
01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:40,540
there stands the rowan tabby where our people's bones now rest that same dear land that gave them

1644
01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:51,820
better now calls them to her breast while we are forced to exile by british time

1645
01:23:51,820 --> 01:24:08,300
and the hill of not in a shape and tears often i have you your crops

1646
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:19,580
oh yeah

1647
01:24:19,580 --> 01:24:35,740
the river my so gently flows from there until the same farewell to those farewell to all

1648
01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:48,060
around the hill of not in a shape farewell to evening dances where all merry comrades meet

1649
01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:57,100
where the fiddler says now boys and girls get up and shake your feet

1650
01:24:58,620 --> 01:25:11,900
and is there you'll find the car i never thought hans would come back to stay in the middle of the day

1651
01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:16,900
A girl from now and then she...

1652
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:25,900
Farewell unto my comrades all, to part with you makes me moan.

1653
01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:34,900
My warm heart I leave with you, as my back I'm forced to turn.

1654
01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:43,900
One hundred chances there are to one, I never more will say.

1655
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:53,900
Those good and kind, all neighbors round, the hill of Knarknashie.

1656
01:25:53,900 --> 01:26:02,900
Now the times have changed since I have left, dark heads have now turned grey.

1657
01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:12,900
New fiddish eyes by every heart, but the old ones fade away.

1658
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:22,900
This mournful song of exile sure, tis all that's left for me.

1659
01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:32,900
Farewell, farewell to Carlemore, and the hill of Knarknashie.

1660
01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:36,900
Beautiful. Harry McGowan there. Harry McGowan.

1661
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:42,900
And he has the title name of his CD, which is what anybody's quite added to their collection.

1662
01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:44,900
Bye bye. Paddy Joe Teig, thank you.

1663
01:26:44,900 --> 01:27:13,520
Paddy Joe Tyke, thank you. Thank you very much Paddy Joe Tyke. Senior. Anthony. Thank you very much Anthony. Anthony Burn. Thank you Anthony.

1664
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:30,700
Anthony Burn. Thank you very much Paddy. Oh.

1665
01:27:30,700 --> 01:28:00,680
I'm going to go.

1666
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:30,660
I'm going to go.

1667
01:28:30,660 --> 01:28:32,660
I'm going to go.

1668
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:33,160
Thanks, Tommy.

1669
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:38,540
If I can find it, I'll try and rustle that out of the baggie of tricks.

1670
01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:43,860
At the moment, I'm a bit spooked, Baz, because I've just killed somebody.

1671
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,100
I'm a bit spooked.

1672
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:47,240
I'm a bit spooked.

1673
01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:52,100
I am very, very spooked at the moment.

1674
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:52,960
And then we have a red light.

1675
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,500
And then we...

1676
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:57,400
Fucking hell.

1677
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:58,280
We didn't get done.

1678
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:00,740
We're halfway through a red light.

1679
01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:06,320
That's better than killing someone, I suppose, you know.

1680
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:09,980
Oh, fuck.

1681
01:29:13,980 --> 01:29:15,800
How am I going to get to sleep tonight now?

1682
01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:19,860
Worrying about the fucking poor lad that I...

1683
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:27,240
I'm not a bad egg.

1684
01:29:27,420 --> 01:29:28,360
You know, I'm a good...

1685
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,200
The fucking doors are open.

1686
01:29:30,860 --> 01:29:31,820
I'm a good egg.

1687
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:33,240
I don't run people over.

1688
01:29:33,340 --> 01:29:34,040
I'm a good driver.

1689
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:35,740
He was...

1690
01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,620
He was not looking.

1691
01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:37,880
You need to look left.

1692
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:39,600
Left.

1693
01:29:39,860 --> 01:29:40,100
Right.

1694
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:40,620
Before you...

1695
01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,560
I do it in the bus.

1696
01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:43,860
There's no reason why you shouldn't be doing it.

1697
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,500
And you're not in the bus.

1698
01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:46,360
Left.

1699
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:46,880
Right.

1700
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,780
Fucking hell, man.

1701
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:52,100
Not your fault.

1702
01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:53,980
Says Matt.

1703
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:55,980
Thanks, Matt, for the...

1704
01:29:55,980 --> 01:29:57,140
Maybe I can rely...

1705
01:29:57,140 --> 01:29:59,400
Hopefully I can rely upon you in the court case.

1706
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:11,740
Hang on a sec.

1707
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,240
Ian Wright is in the jungle, is he?

1708
01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:14,560
Fucking hell.

1709
01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,980
There's no way he could have been watching, so...

1710
01:30:15,980 --> 01:30:25,440
I'm up against the jungle.

1711
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:29,260
Next stop, Roman Road.

1712
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:30,900
Hitting a curb there.

1713
01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:31,720
Sorry about that.

1714
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,320
Stand clear.

1715
01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:35,340
The doors are open.

1716
01:30:35,620 --> 01:30:36,600
May I have a ticket, please?

1717
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,220
You can have as many tickets as you want.

1718
01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:38,300
Stand clear.

1719
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,520
The doors are open.

1720
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:39,560
The doors are open.

1721
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,620
Just one.

1722
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,940
Two, four, six, eight, ten.

1723
01:30:45,060 --> 01:30:45,460
Two, four.

1724
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:46,200
And then a 60.

1725
01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:46,600
Back to you.

1726
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:46,880
Thank you.

1727
01:30:47,100 --> 01:30:47,620
Best your luck.

1728
01:30:48,420 --> 01:30:48,940
Best your luck.

1729
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:52,300
Are you doing the business donating?

1730
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:54,600
Shti...

1731
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:55,880
Are you doing the business donating, yeah?

1732
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:56,840
Shti Cahill.

1733
01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:57,640
Thank you very much.

1734
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:58,220
Shti Cahill.

1735
01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:00,840
Thank you very much.

1736
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:05,660
It's the story here.

1737
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:06,520
We've stuck again, are we?

1738
01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:09,040
Fucking boss man.

1739
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,300
Are you doing a business donating?

1740
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:16,900
Are you doing a business donating, yeah?

1741
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:18,220
Fluffy puppies, thank you.

1742
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:18,380
Fine.

1743
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,260
We're fucking stuck again, look.

1744
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,340
We are fucking stuck again.

1745
01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:30,340
We are fucking stuck again.

1746
01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:53,260
Oh, look what was down.

1747
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,080
I probably had that down the last day.

1748
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,080
*Morin*

1749
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:11,200
F*cking hell!

1750
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:24,760
Maureen! Maureen! Thank you very much Maureen!

1751
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,760
*Morin*

1752
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:30,300
*Gasp*

1753
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,640
500 quid you f*cking prick!

1754
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,640
You bollocks!

1755
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,920
I'm actually at the f*cking back of this prick!

1756
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:58,860
by the merry monk killala road ballena the fucking house you eh see you later don't try that shit with

1757
01:32:58,860 --> 01:33:05,860
me again heavenly experience don't try that again you've been warned don't ever try that with me

1758
01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:11,800
again the time is nine o'clock with o'toole super value tube offering an extensive range of healthy

1759
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:18,300
options for healthy living in our health food store oh nine three two double five eight what

1760
01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:39,880
what were you doing i was coming out the fucking side of the road you went straight into me

1761
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:46,980
huh we even looking there's no there's no fucking mirror chicken going in there car there's nothing

1762
01:33:46,980 --> 01:34:00,600
going on are you listening to me eh can you hear me eh are you going here but he's gone

1763
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:10,560
oh yeah just disappeared feckin disappeared look at that purple truck

1764
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:27,060
crazy town isn't it a lot of craziness going on greater greater thumber thank you

1765
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:38,820
he evaporated now we've got ourselves in a bit of a picky a big time picky

1766
01:34:38,820 --> 01:34:42,720
how would you do this now

1767
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:42,720
how would you do this now

1768
01:34:42,720 --> 01:35:04,220
are you up for going to the movies today fucking hell

1769
01:35:04,220 --> 01:35:10,120
how would you do this now i was thinking about the new superhero blockbuster just came out yeah sure

1770
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,120
yeah sure

1771
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:30,960
*Door closes*

1772
01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:34,360
Jesus Christ.

1773
01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:57,360
*Door closes* Now, this is gonna take some expert, bendy-bus expertise from me now. Watch this. Watch this. I've got it. Yeah baby, I've got it. Oh fuck, I don't, I don't. I don't.

1774
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:21,360
*Door closes* Yeah baby, I've got it. I'm a demon. I'm a driver. Like and subscribe, yeah? Fuck.

1775
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:45,360
*Door closes* Cognitively this is tough. Cognitive is very, very tough. Fuckin' hell. *Door closes*

1776
01:36:45,360 --> 01:37:01,360
*Door closes* Don't ever do this at home. This is a professional. Fuck. I did professional, eh, professional driving in school. I did it all. You can't tell me anything.

1777
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:14,360
*Door closes* That's my stop. *Door closes*

1778
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:21,360
No. *Door closes* The bendy-bus, eh? *Door closes*

1779
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:37,360
*Door closes*

1780
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:49,360
Fuckin' hell. That was a long, long, long drawn out affair. And that's what road rage gets you nowhere. Road rage gets you nowhere. Road rage gets you nowhere.

1781
01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:55,360
*Door closes* Who we got there in the end? *Door closes*

1782
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,420
"Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1783
01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:58,920
Ma'am a joke, thank you very much.

1784
01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,020
"Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1785
01:38:01,020 --> 01:38:03,020
Very kind, yeah. Thank you very much, ma'am a joke.

1786
01:38:08,020 --> 01:38:09,020
Holy schmoly.

1787
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,400
"Thanks"

1788
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:13,900
No problem, thank you very much.

1789
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:18,500
"Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1790
01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:20,420
After frickin' losing the platter. "Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1791
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,420
"Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1792
01:38:21,420 --> 01:38:22,800
"Hey, don't be a business donat'n"

1793
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,900
"Don't be spooked on me. It was my fault"

1794
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:26,060
"Says dead passenger"

1795
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:30,700
"I walked out deliberately after the sad Shano song"

1796
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:32,400
"It got too much for me"

1797
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:36,600
Well, at least we have an explanation now as to why that passenger willingly"

1798
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:39,400
"And I do put a big emphasis on the word willingly"

1799
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,400
"Walked out in front of my bus"

1800
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:43,400
"And I'm not to blame"

1801
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,900
"And I'm not to blame"

1802
01:38:45,900 --> 01:38:47,400
"Thank you"

1803
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:49,400
"That'll be all, thank you very much"

1804
01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,440
"Fuckin' hell"

1805
01:38:55,440 --> 01:39:06,140
"Just a quick reminder there to anybody who might be feeling a bit of mental health"

1806
01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:07,940
"Or uh, is depressed"

1807
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:10,940
"Maybe you have a little walk or something"

1808
01:39:10,940 --> 01:39:12,940
"Or if you're not bothered walking"

1809
01:39:12,940 --> 01:39:14,640
"Why don't you take the bus?"

1810
01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:19,340
"Slogaran is operating three or four or five different roads around this area"

1811
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:21,340
"And we have great competitive rate"

1812
01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:22,140
"Thank you"

1813
01:39:22,140 --> 01:39:23,640
"Mental health"

1814
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:24,640
"There's a bit of money"

1815
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640
"There's a bit of money"

1816
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:28,640
"There's a bit of money to be made in the mental health"

1817
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:34,340
"There's a nice bit of money to be made out of it"

1818
01:39:34,340 --> 01:39:36,340
"Next stop, Rope Winders Road"

1819
01:39:36,340 --> 01:39:40,340
"So you might as well corner that market as well"

1820
01:39:40,340 --> 01:39:41,340
"Like, you know"

1821
01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:43,340
"Thank you very much, Mamaduck"

1822
01:39:43,340 --> 01:39:44,340
"And dead passenger"

1823
01:39:44,340 --> 01:39:45,340
"You don't have a business donating"

1824
01:39:45,340 --> 01:39:46,340
"You don't have a business donating"

1825
01:39:46,340 --> 01:39:47,340
"Yeah"

1826
01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:50,340
"Jack, thank you very much, Jack"

1827
01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:51,340
"Thanks, Jack"

1828
01:39:51,340 --> 01:39:54,340
"Jack and Nakanori"

1829
01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:57,340
"It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead"

1830
01:39:57,340 --> 01:39:58,340
"And explain himself"

1831
01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:02,340
"It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead"

1832
01:40:02,340 --> 01:40:03,340
"And explain himself"

1833
01:40:03,340 --> 01:40:06,340
"It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead"

1834
01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:08,340
"And explain himself"

1835
01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:11,340
"It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead"

1836
01:40:11,340 --> 01:40:12,340
"and explain himself"

1837
01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:15,340
"It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead"

1838
01:40:15,340 --> 01:40:16,340
"and explain himself"

1839
01:40:16,340 --> 01:40:35,700
and explain himself. That is true. How are we all down the back there? Any scummers down the back? I'll be checking. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come and check now. Thank you. Park and break is on it says.

1840
01:40:42,260 --> 01:41:08,180
Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Thank you. No scum. No. No dodginess down the back either.

1841
01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:28,620
I heard people down there smoking and shit. Open the window please. The family's on the bus. General passengers please remember to keep your feet up the vacant seats. And if you're gone rolling cheeky penners make sure to open the window and be discreet.

1842
01:41:28,620 --> 01:41:32,120
Family's on the bus. How are you getting in?

1843
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:42,280
Oh it's a close one.

1844
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:52,040
so

1845
01:41:52,040 --> 01:42:01,800
so

1846
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:11,560
so

1847
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:21,320
so

1848
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:31,080
so

1849
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:33,080
so

1850
01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:35,080
so

1851
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080
so

1852
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080
so

1853
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080
so

1854
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:39,080
so

1855
01:42:39,080 --> 01:42:45,080
so

1856
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:53,080
like this now there's a bit of over taken good luck

1857
01:42:53,080 --> 01:43:23,060
next stop, road winder moved. Stand clear, the doors are open. Stand clear, the doors are open. Nobody getting off now. Okay. You're awful quiet back there. Would you like to hear a joke? I made one earlier on for you. I usually play this. It's not the first time it's been played.

1858
01:43:23,060 --> 01:43:53,040
But all the passengers down the back of the bus there now. You might like this now. How you doing? I had seen a couple of Spanish students getting on the bus there. Just wanted to say, welcome to the bus. And what you call a Spanish man with no legs. Gracias. And uh, what else? What's the other one? Oh yeah. What you call a Spanish lad who's at his car stolen. Carlos. Carlos. Thank you.

1859
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,040
How you getting that?

1860
01:44:06,980 --> 01:44:08,980
The old jokes are the best.

1861
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:15,920
But you cannot tell some of the old jokes anymore because it's not right.

1862
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:22,920
I'll get home.

1863
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:26,920
Bye. See ya.

1864
01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:29,920
Are you doing a bit of a donate?

1865
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:32,920
Are you doing a bit of a donate?

1866
01:44:32,920 --> 01:44:33,920
Are you doing a bit of a donate? Yeah.

1867
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:36,920
Sandra Joyce. Sandra Joyce.

1868
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:38,920
Thank you very much.

1869
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:42,920
Thank you very much. I hope you're well.

1870
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:44,920
It's very kind to you. It means a lot. Thank you.

1871
01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:47,920
How you getting that?

1872
01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:48,920
How you getting that, missus?

1873
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:50,920
Are you doing a bit of a donate?

1874
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:51,920
Pwn Jones.

1875
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:53,920
Are you doing a bit of a donate? Yeah.

1876
01:44:53,920 --> 01:44:56,920
Thank you very much, Pwn Jones.

1877
01:44:56,920 --> 01:44:58,920
That's very kind of you.

1878
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,920
I hope you're having a lovely weekend.

1879
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:07,920
Tommy, could you please say hi to my sick mom, Loretta, and wish her well?

1880
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:10,920
She's watching in the next room.

1881
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:16,920
Well, Loretta, get well soon from all of us at Schlagerren.

1882
01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:22,920
Put a bit of pep in your step and maybe take the bus until you feel a bit better.

1883
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:24,920
All the best, Loretta.

1884
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:26,920
Good luck.

1885
01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:29,920
How you getting that?

1886
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:30,920
How you getting that?

1887
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:34,920
Thanks.

1888
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:35,920
Thank you.

1889
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:41,920
I'd say, Loretta, you might want to get on the Lucashead.

1890
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:44,920
Plenty of bed rest.

1891
01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:45,920
Plenty of Lucashead.

1892
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:46,920
Plenty of fluids.

1893
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:50,920
The Lucashead will put a bit of pep in you, Stepnoy.

1894
01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:51,920
Dr. Julius Matchner.

1895
01:45:51,920 --> 01:46:00,920
I hear there's 15 or 20 teaspoons of sugar in a bottle of Lucashead.

1896
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:12,920
So, if you don't have any Lucashead handy, just put 20 spoonfuls of sugar into a glass of water and shake it up to make it bubbly.

1897
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:16,920
I'd say it will taste just as good as Lucashead.

1898
01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:18,920
Just my guess.

1899
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:22,920
How you getting that?

1900
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:24,920
Gary Mason, thank you.

1901
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:25,920
You don't have us donating.

1902
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:26,920
Yeah.

1903
01:46:26,920 --> 01:46:27,920
That's mine.

1904
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:29,920
Thanks, Gary.

1905
01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:31,920
Thank you.

1906
01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:34,920
How you getting that?

1907
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:41,920
Sidona and Rollies, somebody is saying.

1908
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:52,920
Raspberry, Raspberry Lucashead, somebody is saying.

1909
01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:59,920
Oh, I feckin' put the brake down.

1910
01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:08,920
Oh, I heard the news.

1911
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:12,920
The news was coming on there earlier on when I was getting into a bit of road raging.

1912
01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:18,920
I had to feckin' cut away and try and cut out because it's just sadness.

1913
01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:19,920
Every day.

1914
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:20,920
Misery, misery, misery, misery.

1915
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:21,920
The whole flippin' way.

1916
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:22,920
The miserable radio station.

1917
01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:23,920
Miserable people.

1918
01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:24,920
Miserable situations.

1919
01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:25,920
Next stop, Dr. Julian Machner Street.

1920
01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:27,920
Now.

1921
01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:28,920
The doors are open.

1922
01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:29,920
The doors are open.

1923
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:30,920
Are you getting on?

1924
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:31,920
Stand here.

1925
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:32,920
The doors are open.

1926
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:33,920
The doors are open.

1927
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:33,920
The doors are open.

1928
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:33,920
The doors are open.

1929
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:34,920
The doors are open.

1930
01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:35,920
Are you getting on?

1931
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:36,920
Stand here.

1932
01:47:36,920 --> 01:47:37,920
The doors are open.

1933
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:38,920
The doors are open.

1934
01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:39,920
Are you getting on?

1935
01:47:39,920 --> 01:47:40,920
Stand here.

1936
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:41,920
The doors are open.

1937
01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:42,920
The doors are open.

1938
01:47:42,920 --> 01:47:43,920
Are you getting on?

1939
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:44,920
Stand here.

1940
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,920
The doors are open.

1941
01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:46,920
Look at these people sneezing.

1942
01:47:46,920 --> 01:47:49,920
A few people sneezing at the top of the queue there.

1943
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:52,920
Hopefully they're not spreading the flu already.

1944
01:47:52,920 --> 01:47:53,920
Have you had the flu jab?

1945
01:47:53,920 --> 01:48:22,860
How are you? Have you had the flu jab? You should probably get the flu jab. They walked away from me. Someone else on Schlagelland. How are you getting on Johnny? What's the story John? John? Johnny?

1946
01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:48,860
Why are you looking at me funny John? Johnny? You okay John? You do know you can talk to someone. Give me a shout if you need to talk to me. See you later John. He's not going to open his doors until I move along anyway.

1947
01:48:48,860 --> 01:49:00,860
How are you getting on? How is everybody on this journey today? Are you okay? Are you well? Are you okay? Yeah. Very good. Very good. Please don't leave any litter on the seats please. Thank you.

1948
01:49:00,860 --> 01:49:01,360
Thank you.

1949
01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:03,360
Oh no...

1950
01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:13,540
Someone saying "Goolag" to Jan...I don't know if I can go lag him

1951
01:49:15,900 --> 01:49:17,400
Oisin thank you very much

1952
01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:19,320
Thank you very much Oisin

1953
01:49:22,300 --> 01:49:23,300
Very kind yeah

1954
01:49:23,300 --> 01:49:28,300
Next stop...Groise Al...

1955
01:49:28,300 --> 01:49:29,300
Oh for f...

1956
01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:35,300
Are you doing a business donating?

1957
01:49:36,300 --> 01:49:37,300
Are you doing a business donating?

1958
01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:39,300
Massey boy...yeah...

1959
01:49:39,300 --> 01:49:41,300
That's mighty...Thank you Massey

1960
01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:42,300
Oh there's a...

1961
01:49:42,300 --> 01:49:46,300
The fella getting off here...look at him there walking away...look at him

1962
01:49:50,300 --> 01:49:53,300
He'll walk past my shoulder now look...Ehhh...

1963
01:49:57,300 --> 01:50:02,300
Gave him a little bit of a stink eye there as he was going...and a little bit of an auditory...um...

1964
01:50:03,300 --> 01:50:06,300
Cue...so that he knew that I was dismayed by his...

1965
01:50:07,300 --> 01:50:08,300
His request...

1966
01:50:08,300 --> 01:50:12,300
And the auditory cue was this...Ehhh...

1967
01:50:14,300 --> 01:50:18,300
I didn't wanna go all out and...and f...f...hurt his feelings or anything like you know...

1968
01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:21,300
And now we're a feckin' shook again...are we?

1969
01:50:21,300 --> 01:50:29,300
I never have guessed...that Christina and Hans were related...yeah...me neither...it blew my mind...

1970
01:50:30,300 --> 01:50:32,300
Boo...boo McGuigan...how are ya?

1971
01:50:32,300 --> 01:50:33,300
I'm a business donating...yeah...yeah...

1972
01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:35,300
That's mighty...

1973
01:50:37,300 --> 01:50:40,300
Boo...boo McGuigan...it's great to hear from ya...I hope you're keeping well...

1974
01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:43,300
You're in fine fettle tonight I'd say...eh?

1975
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:51,300
Your man Johnny driving the other bus looks like one of the young offenders...he feckin' did...he actually look like...um...

1976
01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:54,300
Steaklin...thank you very much Steaklin...

1977
01:50:55,300 --> 01:50:56,300
That's mighty...

1978
01:50:56,300 --> 01:50:57,300
What a great name Steaklin...

1979
01:50:58,300 --> 01:51:02,300
Never got the notification your nephew...tell your nephew to get the thumb out...

1980
01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:06,300
Feck I hope ya...I hope everybody got notifications about the...

1981
01:51:07,300 --> 01:51:08,980
The bus?

1982
01:51:10,060 --> 01:51:10,420
Heck.

1983
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:17,260
Owen Murphy, thank you very much.

1984
01:51:19,060 --> 01:51:20,140
Thank you very much.

1985
01:51:21,320 --> 01:51:22,440
How do you feel about

1986
01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:24,140
go ahead, Ireland,

1987
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:25,760
buying all the businesses you're in?

1988
01:51:29,240 --> 01:51:30,220
How are we getting on?

1989
01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:32,440
It's the woman that looks old and young at the same time.

1990
01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:34,240
Kev Collin, thank you.

1991
01:51:34,900 --> 01:51:37,060
Any plans for Schlug Ehring Christmas Party?

1992
01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,740
There are many plans, and you will

1993
01:51:38,740 --> 01:51:40,700
all be a part of that party.

1994
01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:41,880
I am sure of it.

1995
01:51:42,980 --> 01:51:45,380
I can't reveal much, but it's going to be a blast.

1996
01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:46,940
An absolute blast.

1997
01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:50,820
Frank, may I have a ticket, please?

1998
01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:52,620
You can have as many tickets as you want, dear.

1999
01:51:52,740 --> 01:51:54,180
Provided. Provided.

2000
01:51:54,940 --> 01:51:55,720
You have the cash.

2001
01:51:56,880 --> 01:51:59,340
No free bus trips

2002
01:51:59,340 --> 01:52:00,400
on this service.

2003
01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:02,380
We're only going...

2004
01:52:02,380 --> 01:52:05,240
We're only doing this to make the business stronger.

2005
01:52:05,460 --> 01:52:07,660
All the money that you have there.

2006
01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:08,020
Thank you.

2007
01:52:08,300 --> 01:52:09,300
All the money that you have

2008
01:52:09,300 --> 01:52:11,340
will go towards a bigger and better service.

2009
01:52:11,460 --> 01:52:11,800
Thank you.

2010
01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:13,100
Thank you very much.

2011
01:52:14,300 --> 01:52:15,140
As I do keep saying,

2012
01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:17,520
it's not about the money.

2013
01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:18,780
At the end of the day,

2014
01:52:18,860 --> 01:52:22,140
it's about the times and experiences

2015
01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:22,900
that you have

2016
01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:24,780
while bringing the passengers

2017
01:52:24,780 --> 01:52:25,720
to their journeys.

2018
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,520
You let them off at the right time,

2019
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:28,220
the right stage,

2020
01:52:28,260 --> 01:52:29,060
and you make them happy.

2021
01:52:29,220 --> 01:52:30,420
You know, they leave a hat on the bus.

2022
01:52:30,500 --> 01:52:31,500
You run after them with the hat.

2023
01:52:31,880 --> 01:52:32,380
There you go.

2024
01:52:32,440 --> 01:52:32,980
There's the hat.

2025
01:52:33,380 --> 01:52:34,180
There you're happy now.

2026
01:52:34,260 --> 01:52:34,940
Their week is made.

2027
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:36,620
Someone gets off the bus.

2028
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:37,940
They've got their CD player.

2029
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:38,760
You'll run after them.

2030
01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:39,740
CD player.

2031
01:52:39,940 --> 01:52:40,400
There you go.

2032
01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:41,760
Their week is made.

2033
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:43,620
And that's what you've got to remember.

2034
01:52:44,120 --> 01:52:45,260
These are people.

2035
01:52:45,780 --> 01:52:46,900
Real humans.

2036
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:48,680
Real problems.

2037
01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:50,660
Real lies being lived.

2038
01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:54,260
And not everyone is on cloud nine.

2039
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:54,920
You know?

2040
01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:56,900
And also, remember this.

2041
01:52:57,360 --> 01:52:59,380
Happiness is a smile.

2042
01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:04,020
So, remember to turn that frown upside down.

2043
01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,100
And a lovely smile like this,

2044
01:53:08,180 --> 01:53:09,100
a face like this,

2045
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,880
is inviting to many people.

2046
01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:13,680
And it brings the customers onto the bus,

2047
01:53:13,720 --> 01:53:14,960
even if they don't want to go on a journey.

2048
01:53:15,220 --> 01:53:17,700
When they see me drive past

2049
01:53:17,700 --> 01:53:18,560
and they just see this.

2050
01:53:23,140 --> 01:53:24,440
Are you doing a bit of walking?

2051
01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:27,160
Are you doing a bit of walking, yeah?

2052
01:53:28,480 --> 01:53:29,100
That's mighty.

2053
01:53:29,200 --> 01:53:30,220
But do you want to get on the bus

2054
01:53:30,220 --> 01:53:32,240
when you're waiting?

2055
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:32,900
Thank you.

2056
01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:34,660
And it's that easy, you know?

2057
01:53:35,340 --> 01:53:37,640
You need to have a bit of salesmanship in here as well.

2058
01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:39,300
It's not all about, uh,

2059
01:53:40,540 --> 01:53:41,380
being on time.

2060
01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:42,740
It's about being able to...

2061
01:53:42,740 --> 01:53:44,600
I'm on the floor for four o'clock.

2062
01:53:44,780 --> 01:53:45,920
That sounds like a nice idea.

2063
01:53:46,140 --> 01:53:48,160
But I'll have to see if I still fit into my swimsuit.

2064
01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,180
Some laddin'

2065
01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:53,300
talking about a feckin' swimsuit on the back.

2066
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:54,060
Eh?

2067
01:54:01,340 --> 01:54:02,220
Fuck, she's buckled.

2068
01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:03,320
She's buckled.

2069
01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:08,420
She's buckling.

2070
01:54:10,480 --> 01:54:10,880
We're in.

2071
01:54:11,660 --> 01:54:12,440
We're in like Flynn.

2072
01:54:13,800 --> 01:54:14,780
The bendy bus is comin'.

2073
01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:16,600
Fuckin' crash this.

2074
01:54:16,840 --> 01:54:17,180
Bollocks.

2075
01:54:17,180 --> 01:54:21,340
The bendy bus is comin'.

2076
01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:21,620
Oh.

2077
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:21,720
Oh.

2078
01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:21,740
Oh.

2079
01:54:37,340 --> 01:54:38,200
How you gettin' then?

2080
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:39,700
God, I love the bendy bus.

2081
01:54:39,780 --> 01:54:40,020
We're out.

2082
01:54:40,100 --> 01:54:41,820
We're getting out into the wild now.

2083
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:42,320
The rural.

2084
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,220
The big roads.

2085
01:54:44,440 --> 01:54:45,000
The big boys.

2086
01:54:46,100 --> 01:54:47,160
Highway 69.

2087
01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:48,860
Out in America.

2088
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:53,360
Winnebago.

2089
01:54:56,360 --> 01:54:56,880
Montana.

2090
01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:01,640
Arizona.

2091
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:01,720
Arizona.

2092
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,780
All the places.

2093
01:55:05,520 --> 01:55:06,120
Nantucket.

2094
01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:07,760
Fuck.

2095
01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:10,140
Fucket.

2096
01:55:12,300 --> 01:55:13,140
Nantucket.

2097
01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:14,140
We've lost now.

2098
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,700
This fucker behind me is gonna have to go back.

2099
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,540
700 euro damage.

2100
01:55:22,040 --> 01:55:23,440
Sorry about the parking, folks.

2101
01:55:25,620 --> 01:55:27,120
It's just the way it goes sometimes.

2102
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:29,680
That's just the way it goes, guys.

2103
01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:30,620
Sorry about that.

2104
01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:33,560
All the best to everybody who's been on the bus there.

2105
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:34,080
See you later.

2106
01:55:35,860 --> 01:55:37,100
Are you doing a business donating?

2107
01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:39,840
Are you doing a business donating?

2108
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:40,640
Skoda Schlug.

2109
01:55:40,740 --> 01:55:42,040
Thank you very much, Skoda Schlug.

2110
01:55:42,080 --> 01:55:42,680
I hope you're well.

2111
01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:46,600
Are you getting on?

2112
01:55:47,260 --> 01:55:48,820
Are you getting on or are you getting off?

2113
01:55:53,440 --> 01:55:54,700
Look at the bend on this.

2114
01:55:56,540 --> 01:55:57,460
I found a fella.

2115
01:55:58,580 --> 01:55:59,340
Stream anniversary.

2116
01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:00,260
Thank you very much.

2117
01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,300
Are you doing a business donating?

2118
01:56:01,480 --> 01:56:01,560
Yeah.

2119
01:56:01,560 --> 01:56:02,260
I appreciate that.

2120
01:56:02,300 --> 01:56:02,640
Thank you.

2121
01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:04,940
I found a fella asleep here the other day.

2122
01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:07,740
and he'd managed to fall asleep in between these bars.

2123
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:11,040
He placed himself in between the bars here.

2124
01:56:12,420 --> 01:56:15,160
And his waist, his legs were down here.

2125
01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:19,780
And then his torso and arms and head was hanging down there.

2126
01:56:22,580 --> 01:56:24,540
Owen Murphy, thank you very much, Owen Murphy.

2127
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,720
And we had to take him out of there.

2128
01:56:27,460 --> 01:56:28,580
He was fucked.

2129
01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:31,120
Now let's move, let's move, let's move.

2130
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:33,800
Let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move.

2131
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:44,020
Oh, look at that. Isn't it beautiful?

2132
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:48,200
Around this time he started streaming last year, twas, yeah.

2133
01:56:48,540 --> 01:56:50,800
Carden Ring of Elysium, stream anniversary, thank you.

2134
01:56:52,060 --> 01:56:54,320
Owen Murphy, go, tell me more.

2135
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:56,420
I don't know now about this go-ahead island.

2136
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:57,780
What's this? What the hell is this?

2137
01:56:57,800 --> 01:56:59,820
I have my head in the clouds and I tell you,

2138
01:56:59,860 --> 01:57:01,680
I don't listen to the radio or the news anymore.

2139
01:57:02,120 --> 01:57:02,820
It's not for me.

2140
01:57:03,380 --> 01:57:05,580
Bad news, misery news, bad, bad news.

2141
01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:07,720
The hell, the whole flipping way.

2142
01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:09,960
What the hell is go-ahead?

2143
01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:12,920
Eh?

2144
01:57:14,020 --> 01:57:15,220
Is go-ahead a biscuit?

2145
01:57:15,540 --> 01:57:17,600
The last time I heard of go-ahead it was a biscuit.

2146
01:57:18,060 --> 01:57:19,540
Now you're telling me it's a bus service.

2147
01:57:20,100 --> 01:57:22,780
Or it's an Irish conglomerate.

2148
01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:24,660
Eh?

2149
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:28,380
Are you telling me lies?

2150
01:57:32,380 --> 01:57:33,700
Are you telling me porcupines?

2151
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:40,300
I fucking killed someone again.

2152
01:57:40,300 --> 01:58:00,700
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

2153
01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:04,360
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

2154
01:58:04,360 --> 01:58:06,340
and setting fire to them.

2155
01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:08,380
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did

2156
01:58:08,380 --> 01:58:10,260
while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

2157
01:58:10,260 --> 01:58:12,140
I do a few rolls on the ground

2158
01:58:12,140 --> 01:58:14,320
and a few reptilious repetitions

2159
01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:16,100
just to get the blood flowing.

2160
01:58:16,640 --> 01:58:18,440
Once those flames are licking high,

2161
01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:20,540
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2162
01:58:22,040 --> 01:58:24,220
You can generate extra drafthage

2163
01:58:24,220 --> 01:58:26,280
by using your gooch as a waft.

2164
01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:28,640
Now all that's left is to sit back

2165
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:30,700
and warm your sack by the flames.

2166
01:58:31,640 --> 01:58:35,140
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

2167
01:58:35,140 --> 01:58:56,700
Welcome to Sunday Night's Day.

2168
01:58:56,700 --> 01:58:58,580
Welcome to Sunday Night's Day.

2169
01:58:58,580 --> 01:59:02,660
Thank you very much, Francis Higgins sub.

2170
01:59:05,080 --> 01:59:05,280
Oh.

2171
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:08,140
Sub.

2172
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:09,940
Well, Francis Higgins subreddit.

2173
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:12,580
Whatever the feck that means, I don't know.

2174
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:15,440
I wouldn't be into the internet now myself.

2175
01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:16,980
I don't know if it's donating, yeah.

2176
01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:19,960
Andrew and Dab from Tip.

2177
01:59:20,500 --> 01:59:22,340
Thank you very much, Andrew and Dab from Tip.

2178
01:59:23,260 --> 01:59:24,660
Great to have you on the bus this evening.

2179
01:59:25,220 --> 01:59:27,440
Hopefully you're having a great, wonderful journey.

2180
01:59:28,380 --> 01:59:30,000
And that the wheels of the Vendibus

2181
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:35,300
are sufficiently rolling fast enough for you to reach that journey.

2182
01:59:38,520 --> 01:59:41,700
Meanwhile, big shout out for Leblor,

2183
01:59:42,220 --> 01:59:42,800
who says,

2184
01:59:43,280 --> 01:59:44,260
Oisin Schlug,

2185
01:59:45,020 --> 01:59:46,620
is asking about the Iveco.

2186
01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:49,780
Whether or not the Iveco is better than the Mercedes.

2187
01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:52,340
What is the best bus?

2188
01:59:53,300 --> 01:59:55,200
Gotta tell you something, Oisin.

2189
01:59:55,820 --> 01:59:57,080
Really gotta tell you something.

2190
01:59:57,080 --> 02:00:00,900
That it's all about the CNG bus.

2191
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:08,200
Compressed natural gas.

2192
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:12,460
I was once a diesel man.

2193
02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:14,180
I've converted.

2194
02:00:14,420 --> 02:00:14,780
I'm no more.

2195
02:00:14,860 --> 02:00:17,980
I'm still a diesel sympathizer.

2196
02:00:19,180 --> 02:00:21,160
But I'm not a climate change denier.

2197
02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,960
We gotta change things, baby.

2198
02:00:25,360 --> 02:00:26,380
We gotta change things.

2199
02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:28,640
We need to make all the buses CNG.

2200
02:00:30,280 --> 02:00:30,780
That's it.

2201
02:00:31,680 --> 02:00:32,440
This is that simple.

2202
02:00:33,300 --> 02:00:34,660
I had your one on the bus, Celeste.

2203
02:00:34,760 --> 02:00:35,220
What's her name?

2204
02:00:36,760 --> 02:00:38,920
Fuckin' Greta Thunderpuss.

2205
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:40,480
Sourpuss.

2206
02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:42,300
Shout and shout down the back,

2207
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:44,060
saying this bus is feckin' diesel.

2208
02:00:44,260 --> 02:00:44,820
It stinks.

2209
02:00:45,320 --> 02:00:45,740
I said, hey,

2210
02:00:46,260 --> 02:00:47,120
you should be in school.

2211
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:49,160
Go back to school.

2212
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:51,700
That softened her cup.

2213
02:00:51,700 --> 02:00:53,280
Oh no!

2214
02:00:53,440 --> 02:00:54,620
Gonna crash into my face!

2215
02:00:54,620 --> 02:00:55,040
Bah!

2216
02:00:57,920 --> 02:01:00,240
1,354 euro damage.

2217
02:01:00,760 --> 02:01:01,440
On top of what?

2218
02:01:01,500 --> 02:01:03,000
Two people killed.

2219
02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:06,400
20 grand compensation to the family.

2220
02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:08,220
They'll be fuckin' hounding me for compo.

2221
02:01:10,720 --> 02:01:11,880
I'm so long.

2222
02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:13,560
I'm so long.

2223
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:13,600
Ah!

2224
02:01:14,640 --> 02:01:17,040
Fuckin' bus company's goin' down the shit.

2225
02:01:17,180 --> 02:01:18,180
I can...

2226
02:01:18,180 --> 02:01:18,620
How are you...

2227
02:01:18,620 --> 02:01:19,640
Sorry, I didn't...

2228
02:01:19,640 --> 02:01:21,520
Did you hear what I was just saying there about the bus?

2229
02:01:22,880 --> 02:01:23,500
You didn't.

2230
02:01:23,980 --> 02:01:24,680
That's fantastic.

2231
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:29,300
Because I was just about to go off on one about how amazing this bus is.

2232
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:34,140
And that you, my dear, are what makes the bus so good.

2233
02:01:34,820 --> 02:01:36,180
So, get on the bus!

2234
02:01:36,740 --> 02:01:37,480
What do you want?

2235
02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:38,220
Ticket, is it?

2236
02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:39,740
That's coming right up for you.

2237
02:01:40,580 --> 02:01:42,600
2,80 euro back in your pocket as well.

2238
02:01:42,980 --> 02:01:44,920
Now, changing everything.

2239
02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:45,600
See you later.

2240
02:01:49,680 --> 02:01:50,980
I'll check tickets in a minute.

2241
02:01:51,100 --> 02:01:52,560
Someone is telling me to check for you coming there.

2242
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:53,560
I can't.

2243
02:01:53,640 --> 02:01:54,380
I'm fuckin' late.

2244
02:01:55,720 --> 02:01:57,000
Stalling these passengers up.

2245
02:01:57,060 --> 02:01:57,560
It's an absolute...

2246
02:02:00,200 --> 02:02:02,080
Cluster fake.

2247
02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:07,880
Of problems which have arisen in the past few moments.

2248
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:13,200
And also, my fuckin' pedal cam is acting the maggot.

2249
02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:18,720
I'm bringing the pedals back, baby.

2250
02:02:19,460 --> 02:02:20,780
I'm bringing pedal back.

2251
02:02:22,560 --> 02:02:26,840
Justin Timberscum.

2252
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:31,040
Timberflake.

2253
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:32,740
How about Justin Timber...

2254
02:02:32,740 --> 02:02:40,360
Timberlake releases his own brand of chocolate bars called Justin Timberflakes.

2255
02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:44,240
And they're just a ripoff of Cadbury's Flake.

2256
02:02:44,240 --> 02:02:44,240
And they're just a ripoff of Cadbury's Flake.

2257
02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:46,640
The picture of his face on it.

2258
02:02:47,920 --> 02:02:48,360
Do you know?

2259
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:49,720
It's...

2260
02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:50,380
Look, look.

2261
02:02:50,580 --> 02:02:52,920
I'm fuckin' giving them out for free at this stage.

2262
02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:55,560
You wouldn't...

2263
02:02:55,560 --> 02:02:59,280
You wouldn't take it in the past.

2264
02:02:59,280 --> 02:03:01,340
But now Shlogeren is riding high on top.

2265
02:03:01,820 --> 02:03:03,320
You'll take all the advice you can get from me.

2266
02:03:04,140 --> 02:03:04,640
Isn't that it?

2267
02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:06,680
I'll get none.

2268
02:03:08,420 --> 02:03:10,620
Anybody get none or off at the stop, get off now.

2269
02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:11,900
And if you get none, get on now.

2270
02:03:12,900 --> 02:03:13,160
No?

2271
02:03:13,880 --> 02:03:14,420
See you later.

2272
02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:20,660
Fuckin' Ranglustrap again.

2273
02:03:20,740 --> 02:03:21,040
Is that it?

2274
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:28,020
Speed thread.

2275
02:03:32,900 --> 02:03:34,260
Fuckin' speed thread, man.

2276
02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:36,560
We gotta drive fast to the speed thread.

2277
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:39,320
Come back.

2278
02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:45,140
Bit of speed thread, everyone.

2279
02:03:45,140 --> 02:03:46,480
Agri-culture-treat.

2280
02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:11,680
Fuck it.

2281
02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:13,360
Speed thread.

2282
02:04:13,360 --> 02:04:15,360
NOOOOO!

2283
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:16,200
- Yeah!

2284
02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:46,180
Thank you.

2285
02:04:46,180 --> 02:04:47,180
Thank you.

2286
02:04:47,180 --> 02:04:48,280
See you in the next episode.

2287
02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:51,280
.
